Is it that bad already? I thought they'd have at least cleaned the carpets weekly. If I ran the place I'd just grab all the hobos in the city and tell them that theres gallons of booze soaked in the carpets. They'd suck it clean within the hour.

I had to swap my wheels with a tramp before they even let me in.

Was it busy busy ten foot willy then, Si?

Wasn't it a beach party? Did anyone actually go in beach gear though? Or was it just a set of crazy first years that did because they're crazy cos they're away from home and doing lots of crazy sheeeeeyt.

Nail on head.

Easy like a sunday morning though...

One of the lads at work went in a few weeks ago to see the killers, £3.50 a pint of pishwasser which some weirdo kept banging into him to knock it out of his hand. He left after 2 songs.

His first gig I take it? Pansy.

Not his first no, although he is a pansy. He just thought the place was a dive, crap and over priced but hey ho.

It cant be cat p!ss mikey then he should be used to the smell

The Killers? At the Academy?

I hate Academy, I'm actually pleased I'm not allowed in there on Wednesdays now.

Who can blame them. You're the crazy first year that's away from home acting all crazy y'all that me and Wheels were talking about.

It was other people, I just got tarred with the same brush!

Lawrie dropped bombs tonight and talked to real girls with boobs and everything, what an achievement for him!

Stop trying to get in with the top lads. Seen him Wheels? F*cking smackhead here.

Makes me sick in my mouth. Bet them two got 'married' in that chapel/tent in Evolution on Saturday night too.

Didn't you go to the Court of Yard party again? Crazy cat like you.

I have total time of 34mins spent in Evo and Majestyks combined

both sh*tholes

I'll be having a fruity friday this week



Think the mugs from shipwrecked are there too, probs will get bottled like vengaboys did when they 'played' at Met Union.

Headingley all day Saturday. Then town. I'll be the one with red on him.

im around Sat tea time

Were all off for the game. Should be a 12o'clock start in Hyde Park pub.

im working till 5..then Dares for Grub-a-dub-dub then Oakage

Looks like our date is off then.

surely you can burn some of Wheels Rubbers?

Whats that now?