Not quite. I get a good view though on the opposite side to the Hull fans and also away from the Bulls fans.... win win

I hope you have a suit because I've just got back from Tesco with a DIY number and if they refuse me tomorrow then it's all on you Johnny boy

Shirt and trousers for me



Dont know wether to go gray trousers and Brown shoes or Black trousers and black shoes.... oh the decisions

Grey trolleys and brown hush puppies, gel your hair back and take a bath in fake tan. Top it up with liberal ammounts of "sex panther" and pass your self off as "slippery" Phil Clurke.

Get Gledhill to wear armour plating, a shield, a sword and don a beard. If security stops you just tell them that he must be let in as he is one of the "Rugby Gods"

Job done.

If your going for the Clarke look dont forget to dye the top of your hair dark but leave some grey sideburns

That's not grey hair mate that's "man cream" left over from his "Frans Klammer" impression in the Pie Dressing Room.!

Where's Frosties? Doesn't he normally start an official Match Thread and contribute heavily to the team discussion?

Man Down People!! MAN DOWN! Frosties MIA!

Without the official thread we have stooped to discussing phil clarke wearing "sex PANTHER" spray and having man cream on the side of his face!

Harrigan in a suit?!

so many jokes.....

Truth IS stranger than fiction after all..............

Harrigan looks good in a suit actually. I might post a pic in a bit




Btw Frosties would be s***ing bricks now if this was his thread

Only you mate

Talking of corporate freebies, I'm at Leinster v Leicester as a guest of the Leinster commercial director in Dublin on Saturday, and Derby County v Leeds Utd as a guest of the Derby financial director on Tuesday.

I love a prawn sandwich me.

Take note Harrigan. This is a pro at work.

I was invited to the Grand National as a guest of a company which I won't mention.

I turned it down because I'm a grumpy t[iw[/iat, I couldn't be a[ir[/ised, and I'd rather watch the KR match. Although I did make up better reasons than that.

Mr Kipling?

No, I'd have been there like a shot if it were Kipling. He does do exceedingly good corporate functions.

Brrrap.

Teach him well.

To quote the motto of a long-dormant ancient society:

"To pay is to fail"

Im not off on a corporate do though am I



Im talking into a mic.

Good luck with that one...it wont happen, best to put on an irish accent and slip the barman a few quid to put it on a portable in the corner...trust me



then prepare yourselves for the locals wandering past on their way to the bog and spending a few minutes staring at the only TV which has 1 viewer in the whole pub, before shaking their head and realising its not GAA or yawnion and complaining about the ammount of english sport being shown in his local.

Literally and figuratively in this case

You really are confused which Hull club is which aren't you?

A fine speech sir.