Just need to pass on a bit of info. L4L is a facebook stalker.

Just be aware.

I noticed his obsession for you these last couple of days

Worrying isn't it.

Very and he should buy his time to get something over you. Coming out with X Factor is not going to exactly get one over you is it?

Who needs a Yellow Pages in this day and age?

Danny, for when he tries to plant a wet one on Emma.

What’s the worse piece of advice you’ve ever received?



Mine has to be from this guy whose basically Jord 50 years from now with liposuction



He told me “A woman’s, a woman”

Anyways I tried his formula on stage last night in the HiFi (the place that became infamous for the Rio Ferdinand assaults) on the stage and I was attacked by a walrus. Anyways this walrus in particular liked my orange shorts so I did the honours of showing my covered backside to it and I got the biggest cramp in my leg ever. So I tried shouting my mate over but he though I was doing a weird dance the idiot. So I was stranded standing like a Wally on stage for at least twenty minutes till he realised something was wrong.



The best of the night was still to come when I went back to my mate house to be greeted by a once white Rastafarian whose now had his dreadlocks cut off. It was the worse Irony I’ve every seen when my mate started eating an apple pie right in front of him.

Only turns out the guy was homeless.

He’ll get an house soon though and he’s invited me to his homecoming. He always does the best house parties and I can’t wait!

Damo-Leeds Spotted In Revolution With A Smiths T-Shirt On???...

My mate was wearing that



The worse bar in Leeds IMO

Oh Right I Just Remember One Of You Were Wearing It!...


I Thought It Was Quality Last Night Bar Some Idiotic Fat Greay Long Haired Rocker Who Almost Got A Doing Over, Apart From That Lot's Of Talent On Offer...

Hifi was heaving so much even I was getting grinded by talent.



Unfortunately my mate doesn’t know the difference between Vodka Red and Revolution meaning he insisted I stayed in Revolution for a bit.

I love Hi Fi me, used to go to PIGS all the time

Only been out once this freshers, ended up in D Fusion, that place is scary as

I did Saturday, Tuesday & Saturday. Wasn't that good this year.

Today I had the Victoria Woods two soups (Youtube it) treatment at this pub in Bradford. For starters I had Yorkshire puddings with not very much gravy. You’d walk into this kitchen and you’d see the chef dishing the gravy through a funnel between 11 of us. Put one piece of a ASDA (the thinnest of thinnest) loo roll in my starter and it would of sucked up all my gravy it was that sp.



After finishing my starter I went over to the cavalry section of the pub only to be turned away because my table number hasn’t been shouted out yet. From then on the pub for me has soviet union written all over it. When our table number was shouted out I was first and was given just two slices of turkey. I’ve never come across rations in my life before in my life so I thought I’d leave it.

When our mains were finished my auntie asked me what I was getting and I replied tired. When the waitress shouted desert I though she meant literally as I stormed out of the pub.

Thankfully I’m safe in Leeds now.

I Hope You Took Advantage Mate?...
Was Back On Form Last Night In The Walkabout, I Thought It Was Only Fair I Let A Young Fresher From Norwich Ask For My Number & If I Was On Facebook...

She didn’t have a phone on her but she left me with a kiss on the lips.

I think in future I’ll just take business like cards out.



If you’ve ever been on a night out with a lass with her phone there a nightmare anyways. Spend most of the time on their phone rather than on the night.

You should name names, it sounds awful

The last carvery meal I had was superb - Weetwood Hall - better still that Puig-Aubert paid for it.

The previous cavery I had was several years ago at The Eleventh Earl, it was awful, we ate at 5pm and basically got the leftovers from lunchtime, the Yorkshire Puds were made of cardboard, the meat dried out and the vegetables just knackered, it was really, really bad - that was five years ago and I've never been back since.

It's All About Facebook Now Mate, Get Either Number Or Facebook...
Good Idea That I Might Follow Suit!...


Depends On How Well You Entertain Them...

I wouldnt trust Facebook if I were you 2 www.dailymotion.com/video/x8ampc ... htmare_fun

I wouldnt trust Facebook if I were you 2 www.dailymotion.com/video/x8ampc ... htmare_fun

Quote ="LFCRhino"I wouldnt trust Facebook if I were you 2 www.dailymotion.com/video/x8ampc ... htmare_fun'" Legendary!, Comic Genius...

Quote ="LFCRhino"I wouldnt trust Facebook if I were you 2 www.dailymotion.com/video/x8ampc ... htmare_fun'" Legendary!, Comic Genius...

How much of a wanchor must he have felt

He committed suicide 8 days after he returned to Sheffield – how funny is it now?


















































Sych!!!!!

One of the best pieces of advice I’ve ever received was never call a business bad unless you know what the owners are like. My travel and tourism tutor once did the said thing in front of a welcome meeting and had gangsters looking for him after been grassed on.

But it was near Thornton and someone was killed they around ten years ago. I’ll try find the name I think it was called Reginald's. Was in the middle of nowhere


You sound like my former work mate who complained at every meal he ever paid for in the ASDA canteen until its free. After all it does taste better if its free


I didn’t mind it here actually but I will admit that my Gran does much better Sunday dinners than all the cavalry’s I’ve been to put together!


Look at my Youtube channel and that’s how I entertain people on a night out