Damo's been good these last 24 hours hasnt he

You couldn't make it up



Scots without the generosity has to be my favourite though

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If I wanted to watch dwarf porn id ask Tad... can you two get a room?

Easiest Money I’ve earned in my life. Just dumped em all where they belong - in my garden - bonfire nights coming up!

I have just picked one up off my step so you cant have them all



You didnt deliver to Chapel Allerton did you?

My Criminal Empire hasn’t stretch that far yet. But I recon by the end of this next decade I’ll be responsible for delivering all the yellow pages in Leeds!

Good luck with that matey



Some mysterious character was just dropping mine off when I was getting home from the pub about 11 pm, what sort of a time is that to deliver



I mean I know they do lamb, chicken and fish but I didnt no they deliver at this time

These Jobs are the type of jobs where you do it in your own time. Basically I’m the last in the chain and responsible for getting rid of the yellow pages by any means possible. The Middle man who gives them to me from yellow pages gets paid even more than I do the jammy !

As long as we don’t get too many complaints off old ladies who look forward to getting they Yellow pages year without fail. When you upset too many of these you’ve had it.

Just need to pass on a bit of info. L4L is a facebook stalker.

Just be aware.

I noticed his obsession for you these last couple of days

Worrying isn't it.

Very and he should buy his time to get something over you. Coming out with X Factor is not going to exactly get one over you is it?

Who needs a Yellow Pages in this day and age?

Danny, for when he tries to plant a wet one on Emma.

What’s the worse piece of advice you’ve ever received?



Mine has to be from this guy whose basically Jord 50 years from now with liposuction



He told me “A woman’s, a woman”

Anyways I tried his formula on stage last night in the HiFi (the place that became infamous for the Rio Ferdinand assaults) on the stage and I was attacked by a walrus. Anyways this walrus in particular liked my orange shorts so I did the honours of showing my covered backside to it and I got the biggest cramp in my leg ever. So I tried shouting my mate over but he though I was doing a weird dance the idiot. So I was stranded standing like a Wally on stage for at least twenty minutes till he realised something was wrong.



The best of the night was still to come when I went back to my mate house to be greeted by a once white Rastafarian whose now had his dreadlocks cut off. It was the worse Irony I’ve every seen when my mate started eating an apple pie right in front of him.

Only turns out the guy was homeless.

He’ll get an house soon though and he’s invited me to his homecoming. He always does the best house parties and I can’t wait!

Damo-Leeds Spotted In Revolution With A Smiths T-Shirt On???...

My mate was wearing that



The worse bar in Leeds IMO