Sorry.

Butter, Lard, Sugar, eggs, etc.....

Oily fish is .

Only the Oily Fish Co Ltd will tell you that oily fish is delicious, let me ask you this, kids are generally untainted by biased vested interest commercial advice, offer them a kipper or a cake and what will they choose ?

If your kid picks the kipper then he needs medical help.

It's a bloody good job you brought that post back towards cake at the end Mc_F or you'd have been gone too!






Now, are we talking Hull kids, or other kids? Most would go for the cake.

Can't Lawrie just have a fishcake instead?

Just to get things back on cake...

Chocolate cake lovers REALLY need to make (or get the Mrs. to make) [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/chocolatecolacake_7614James Martin's Chocolate Cola Cake.[/url

It really does have Cola in it (which sounds awful!), but you can't taste it. What it does is add moisture, and the gas in it makes it really light. In fact, it's so light and moist that you can just pick up a slice and eat with nothing at all on it. Which is rare for a chocolate cake.

We use the oh so humorously named Butter substitute instead of butter for the topping. Makes it easier to spread on the top.



Highly recommended!

Haven't got any cake so I have settled for some jammy dodgers instead

No cake here either. Have had to get something from Greggs. Can't stand the place but it's not me that's going.

My brother said if I stay in all day and sign for his Ipad when it arrives, he will go to the local cake shop and buy me 12 cupcakes from this place...

[urlhttp://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/Heavenly-Cupcakes/128755390493907[/url

Winning!

Said cakes as a reward....



Awesome!

Your nutritionist has lost the plot.
5 a day is not about calories or lack thereof, it's about variety, vitamins, minerals etc etc.

And, as such, does not belong in this thread.

Did you know that, in Madeira, the stuff we call Madeira cake they call Tea Cake.
I didn't get into the usual teacake-is-a-kind-of-bread argument with them, it's bad enough trying to tell Lancastrians, never mind Madeirans.

In Madeira, they also have something called Bolos de Mel which we would call Honey Cake, it's round, brown and sweet and contains a fair old amount of honey (or, more usually, cane syrup).
I was told that is the genuine Madeira cake.
I had to try some.
Lovely with a cup of coffee.

I had a yum-yum again today
Absolutely awful, sickly, they don't even use sugar, it tastes of saccharin, f'kin horrible, food of the devil.

M&S do or used to a good yum yum.

Someone at work left today and brought in home made Battenburg and Angel cake

If I am honest I cannot really remember what he used to say, probably done him a mis service, it was a long time ago when I was a athelete!!

I still remember something along the lines of 5 fruit and veg a day was rubbish.
Then again he used to make us eat tuna before we excersised as it didnt hurt when we vomitted so he probably had lost the plot.

My old man has just made some cheescake and some shortbread biscuits

I do like home made shortbread!!

Bad day for me to have toothache



Meh

Its never a good to have toothache, perhaps its the cake catching up with you.

Idea for a new service.... I shall call it... "Wait in for Cake!" (Get it? Read it aloud!)

You can use my address as a delivery address and I'll sign for stuff and re-delivery it at a more convenient time to suit you, on the proviso that all deliveries arrive with cake.

Off to Costa tonight to spend all my accumulated points on cakes

Even direct line are offering free cake now with their car insurance, I'm very tempted to sign up and I don't even have a car!

There's a bit of a cake revolution going on at the minute. It's a bit like when you get a car, and then seem to spot loads of that car driving around. The more you talk about cake, the more it crops up in places.

I spotted the other day that on twitter, Dan Walker (presents Football First) has in his profile blurb... "Man on the TV, Cake Lover, Christian, Husband of 1, and father of 3.".

Perhaps us cake lovers should have an anthem... ah hem....

Munching altogether,
We're going to eat some cake,
Nah nah nah nah nah nah,
We are so proud,
We shout it out loud,
We love our cake, cake, cake

We've been munching altogether
and we love our cakes and buns - cakes and buns
We're going to eat our cakes forever,
At least until the cakes have all been munched......

Verse...
If you bake, make sure it's a cake, we love you cake, cake, cake.
If you can, then cook us a flan, we love you cake, cake, cake.

Pure genius