I can't believe this but my mate was telling me yesterday that the winter solstice celebrations were going to be rpelaced by someing called "Christmas" this year? What's even more unbelievable is that it's named after some Palestinian geezer the Jews recently put to death. What's that got to do with us? Political correctness gone mad I say. Name a vegan coffee bar after him by all means, but don't mess with our pagan booze ups!

just finished the latest bestseller from Charles Dickens called 'A Tale Of Two Cities' - it's all about the bitter rivalry between two obscure adjoining towns in northern england called Leeds & Bradford - it tells of their relentless struggle for supremacy over several generations only to be outwitted by a rival western town called St Helens.The two bitter rivals found themselves totally ravaged and practically destroyed ,having to rebuild whilst the jubilant Saint Helens outfit claimes total domination which was to last for ever - a cracking read and well worth getting from your local library

Mafeking is relieved!!

mee too,just been to the bog !

Have you heard about our new signings from Hull.......Garry Schofield and Lee Crooks!

Not sure scholefield will be any good but I have a good source that tells me we have signed Barrie mcdermott from Wigan.

Keep your eyes out for Nathan Picchi - Gonna be a world beater that one!

When does Sterling get over here?

OMG.... did you know that they are putting in a 'family paddock' at Headingley? Apparently its going to have blue and amber seats!!!

i heard there is going to a man in a costume running around the pitch like a cheerleader... its just stupid. it will never catch on

I heard he'se signed for Halifax and (better keep this one quiet) Malcolm Reilly is'nt that keen on Medders! I'm lead to believe Reilly thinks hese a bit lazy! you heard it here erm first