I hear ya playa.

Actually, given the wardrobe choices involved in normal golf, I actually think the participants might be crazier than those in the "crazy" version of the sport.

Are you refering to long socks, tweed jackets and baggy pants? Because you do know noone has worn that for maybe 70 years now dont you?

No they go up to 36

Still not high enough

Why is he surprised? Is he stupid?

The conditioner will have been flogging the guys for the last couple of weeks - over and above normal levels - and now ease off up to the Storm game. The guys will be sharper for the Reds and more so for Melbourne. A dip around 2 weeks ahead of a major game is, at least in part,due to conditioning.

Nope. I refer to that bizarre combination of polo shirts and trousers which can only credibly be described as chinos. Oh, and those hilarious shoes with the tassles on.

I think you should all play golf in mankini's and combat boots!!

Whats that got to do with golf ?