6ft 1. With a 6 inch tongue.

I won't be passing on that information, I run a strict censorship regime in this house, show us a bank statement and I'll decide whether you are a fit person for an interview.

Sweet. For which account?

Are me and Gav select students then?
I tell people I have no student loan and it's like I'm not normal.

So if I get a picture in front of my mates dad mansion of which I’m welcome round to any time I want because I made a good impression will I be allowed for an interview or has the brick video pushed things a bit..

Are you a millionaire with a 6 inch tongue too?

PM Sent.

Just remember the restraining order still prevents you from entering the environs of Cookridge.

It won't open.

You never know, I might be interested too

6inch? No afriad not.

Ohh, you a millionaire?
You'll have to pm me sometime with your investments and portfolio. Maybe we could start something "new" and be the first Southstander.com Billionaires.

It’ll be too scary to go up they anyways when my albums out.

I used to be a millionaire back in the 90’s but then the Italians switched to using the Euro.

Have your people get in touch with my people.

I'm Afraid I have just put a lump sum in a year one fixed interest account last night.

Therefore We will have to discuss future business opportunities another time.

Translation: I lost all my money in the bookies.

Note to self: must not "bite"



Jord, did you want to to join in our selective conversation regarding business deals?
We can probably sort something out after you've payed off your student loan.

Hows this for lyrics?

Remember to brew yourself a cup of tea
Remember to shake yourself like the wind does to a tree
Remember to act out the sting of a bee
Remember to go skinny dipping in the north sea

To be fair Tim Westwood would get away with it "yer no wat i is sayin bruv"

Former Leeds hooker Lee Jackson appearing for TASC Old Boys last Saturday against his own son James playing for the Titans.

That guy isn't wearing shorts. Pathetic.

We couldn't find any big enough to go over his massive a[size=100r[/sizese.

Seriously, it was huge. It should have it's own postcode.

You should have cut his trackies into shorts. In a kind of 9tees cool kat way. Used to do that me. Cut me trackies into shorts and go swimming.

A lass who I didn’t know bought me a shot last night and it wasn’t spiked

Off to enjoy the delights of Otley run for a bit seeya!

More info when I get home!