I play off a 6 handicap. It is the most frustrating game in the world!

In answer to the person who asked about how Handicaps were worked out - it is more complicated than explaining the Football offside rule!! Its all based around how many under par you are to your handicap, what the 'standard scratch' for the course is and what 'category you fall into with your current handicap!

Same here, my directors at work are golf mad and the bitching about club etiquette and social standing is unreal.

So if you just said "I'm s**t" would that not work?

It does give middle aged white men the opportunity to dress like pimps though so its not all bad.

PMSL!

Used to play for years ever since i was 3 or 4 up until i was 17 (now 19). Unfortunantly, everyone I played with stopped so I hardly ever play now. Got my handicap down to 12 when i was 17 and I thought that was quite respectable. It's quite easy to get to a decent standard... one where you won't be embarrassed to play with your captain on club pro but to master it is extremely hard.

I don't need an excuse, I dress like that every time I want to give mi no good dirty hoe bitches a good slap.

I play off 12, have had 2 holes in 1 when I was a junior and no jord... Ur getting nowhere near her



I should be lower but I dropped 15 shots last weekend... 7 of them were on 2 par 3s which killed my card. The rest of my card was awesome.

Anyway I'm playin a league game at 5 tonight. I love the wet too. Shot a 71 a few weeks back in similar conditions.

Playing off 12 shooting a 71!! Bandit Alert!

I go away for one weekend every year and play with some buddies I have no other contact with during the year. Inbeween getting ratted we trundle around the course (2 rounds Saturday, one Sunday morning). My bats remain in their sack for the rest of the time. I wouldn't play golf unless it was a social event where the main objective is to drink a few beers, eat some food, drink a few beers, have a laugh, drink a few beers, then eventually drink a few beers.

someone off 9 shot a 67 last week



The par is only 66 but it's a tough course with a lot of ob's. If I turn up and my drivers workin I'm normally in abut of trouble

Althougj I can knock a 3iron about 220-230 so that often gets used.

Where are you a member?

Loz means proper golf, not crazy golf, duh!

he's plays at blackpool pleasure beach

Fulneck GC in Pudsey.

Just got back, the captain has shut the course. Dunno why though... it's only a bit of water

why lie? we'd think more of you if you were just honest!

What’s the golf course near me like? Here it is - www.calverleygolf.co.uk/ Personally I’ve only ever used it to cheat cross country at school. Loz did you ever do that?

What’s the golf course near me like? Here it is - www.calverleygolf.co.uk/ Personally I’ve only ever used it to cheat cross country at school. Loz did you ever do that?

About the course being shut or about my playing ability



Im not too fussed either. I get a night off work because of it and get to watch Leeds for the 1st time in about 2 months.

want my ticket? gives me a great excuse not to go!

The Southstander.com golf day trophy is staring at me as I type!




















But I was a passenger!

i heard that the way they carried you round you were acting like royalty!

well id rove to shipley only to to find out 10 mins before i teed off they shut the course... i was well gutted. so i had to spend all afternoon in the regent at chapel allerton...... its a tough life

all to resume again on 30/7/9

come on ricky !!!

sort out another SS.com game at wike