We laugh at giggs like those now, but look at that field of vision - truly impressive. Far better than those tiny trendy things people squint through today in the name of fashion (not that I would know as even at 44 I have perfect eyesight).

He should have wipers on them though - either that or pay a window cleaner.

And tash wise, Schoey's was always a feeble attempt. Far too thin and wispy compared to the real men around him - even David Creasser could manage a better growth.

Franky says.....

This photo proves that the hull fans did infact crucify garry,as
you can still see the blood weeping from the wound

It was never a proper tash, there were always too many gaps in it for it to be anything but bumfluff, a bit like a 14 year old's first attempt at growing one for the purpose of buying alcohol