And before that the plague!

the girls of Bradford must be worried they wont be able to spread their disease around

A pig flu?
I thought that was impossible.

Can you get it from a BK Tex MEX burger ?

you knew swine flu would become an epidemic and wrote a whole list of jokes about it. Spooky

You can picture the little sty just outside of Mexico City .... All the pigs gathered around.

[i"Right, so I understand the chickens are working on something to wipe out all the humans .... What do we think to that then, lads ?"

"Well, if they can get flu, we can get flu too and Brother Miquel here has been working on something to put swine-kind back on the map .... Our own version of flu !"

"That's it settled then brothers, from tomorrow we're going to have our own go at taking over this planet ... We can't do a much worse job than the current lot. Are you with me ? Trotter to trotter ?"

"I move that Brother Jose has the right to infect the first human"

"Seconded"

"This is it lads, today swill ... Tomorrow as much steak and fine wine as you can eat ! Who said then once the humans went, the spiders or cockroaches would be next, eh ?"[/i

This pig flu is bad, i must have had it for a bout a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!

Hang on, there's a pig farm behind Knowsley Road!

And Lee Smith has been ill since playing there.......

Mexico be damned, it's time to sterilise St Helens!

Nah nowt like that mate, my mobile phone has been bombarded with texts!

sounds like something from the life of brian

...of the bus.

Its a cracker when told properly

What wrong with Bradford girls, I married one!!

says it all

then again you are a bandwaggoner from Halifax

Halifax were great yesterday as well, much better attacking threat than the Rhinos.

Having said that I will be in Scotland at the weekend cheering the boys on.

ahh so when the going gets a little tough you jump ship, classic signs of bandwaggoning

LMFAO!!!
Just stay off the old el passo fajita's kit's!!

Funnily enough, I had that exact meal for tea tonight. I also had the BK Texican burger on Saturday at the services down south. And today we hear there's a suspected case of swine flu in Manchester. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

bugger i knew it didn't sound right!

I'd love a Burger King now.

which one?


i want KFC

We're not all like you

Fate is for lazy people who can't be bothered trying to make something of themselves and would much prefer to use fate as an excuse for everything.

In fairness AIDS has been and still is a catastrophic health disaster in Africa.

This is flu. 2000-3000 people die of flu in this country every year (I had it last year and didn't die - and it was flu - I was in bed for nearly two weeks). In big years up to 30,000 people will die here - 1987 we had Russian Flu which was I had as well. In the 70's we had a strain that jumped from pigs - my parents remember it and so do I.
Get the paracetamol in.