kid was asked on the news " can you support the baby financially?".

he replied, "whats financially?".

says it all

This is just like The Beatles going to India to study with the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi...

bet that was brilliant. was boo boo there too?

My very thoughts inside my twelve year old head when it happened

Thing is would you really want to see Damo in a cloth nappy?

He has become somewhat philosophical recently though. I like

Lad.

I really let myself down last night at Fruity night at Leeds Uni. First of all I went out meaning its out of the norm for me to go out. Then I forgot my half decent bench top and leather jacket meaning after the game has finished I’d have to strut my stuff in a England top that is more worn out than Russell Brands winkle.

Anyways most of the night I was my typical self sitting in the corner drinking Tetley’s dreaming up new ideas for myself. But a bit later on I got off my high horse. One half hour I spent dancing with half a dozen lasses. Strange lads were calling me a pimp (what’s one of them?) and I’ve not got any money missing meaning it wasn’t a smart operation to part my wallet from my pocket. Got half a dozen photo taken with them and a lass even offered me a drink.

The only thing I regretted is when my hand slipped on this lasses Brest when I went to put my hand on her shoulder - she had such a small frame for a shoulder and my hands are like five German sausages sawn onto each of them. Kind of inspired me to write this unfinished song -

Valentines Vampire
My hands are the Fangs
Biting on that lasses chest
That come popping out of her vest..

But yeah everyone wanted to know my secret and the secret is: How Sad Can You Get?

I wish I'd gone to Stylus last night now...

Don’t think I’ll do rugby and night out again.

Terrible luck happened at the rugby as well. If I went with my old man instead of my mate I could have been in a box to apparently free booze all night.

I had all the coolest Pokemon on the GameBoy Color when I was 3teen.

I still do now. But on the DS.

Sold my DS..

Why are we giving these two more publicity, where is the social services, Typical scum fan breeding here - its shameless, - how much are they getting paid from the papers - and are they being paid in sweets, cigs or nappies??

Bet his parents are real proud..!!!

they'll be the one's pocketing the money off the press, so actually they mite be

That give me an idea - my youngest is 14 now ... too old???

Mrs Covert suggested that it was the lads parents that were the ones that sold the story. Best bit though is that havent his parents effectively packed the lad off to live with the girls parents because the girls parents are on benefit and they might get some more money.

However I will say this, Mrs Covert is frequently wrong!

I thought you were buying them a car when they get older - if they do not smoke - I wonder what the open market rate is now for "not having A BABY"!

She looks old enough to be his mam , and she definitely does have a look of Waynetta Slob.
Anyone remember Waynetta on the gameshow when she had to say a word beginning with 'B' ?
As the seconds were ticking away she was struggling to come up with one .. As the clock neared the end of the countdown she blurted out ' Botato' .. quality tv .

Barely out of nappies themselves and having kids of their own . You can't blame their parents though . You can't watch your kids 24/7 .

Got to respect the LAD for tackling a bird twice his size though . Must have looked like a fly on a cows rump

depends on whether your youngest is a boy or girl. 14 year old boy would be too old, needs to be younger then these two in question. (or at least look younger, which will be quite a challenge)

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho ... 22477.html

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho ... 22477.html

I had 3. Sold one. So got 2 now. Do the math.

Got 2 Xboxes and a PS3 aswell me. Just got the second 360 from Argos. Got a store card. Don't have to pay anything for 6 months.

Well Ace that deal



Did it for my DS

Do you have two DS so you can trade the pokemon?



xD

Kinda. I suppose. I bought the second DS for my brother, so he thinks its his, but realy it's mine, one of those presents you buy people that are really for yourself y'know? Like the new Bosch drill I bought the missus yesterday for Valentines. Something we can both enjoy.

Aye I got my parents a travelling book for Christmas and they really didn’t like travelling!

xD

Does a 'travelling' book include instructions on how to cut the barriers off the gates to training fields to gain entry , then park 50plus caravans on it ? Does it tell you that you should only allow under 15s to see how far they can 'drift' a Discovery from the halfway line after spinning the wheels from between the posts ? does it tell you that you should empty the contents of your porta-toilets behind the posts furthest away from your van ? Does it tell you that you should ride horses and motorbikes over the pitch etc etc etc . Does it tell you that you should rob every garden shed within half a mile of the said pith , and assault and rob a few of the residents then move on after five or six weeks ?

Or are you meaning a different kind of 'travelling' guide ?