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Been around the world and I, I, I
I can't find my Mason
I don't know when, I don't why
Why he's not turned up
And I don't know where he can be, my Mason
We should have just signed Tansey
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| i thought that the southstands chant on friday night to rat boy sam was hilarious
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  |
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The Goons fans taught us it in 2009 when they used it for McGuire during the England v Aus 4 nations match at the Pie Dome!
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from sunday
They want to go home
They want to go ho-o-ome
Wet, & smelly
They want want to go home
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Oh Phillip Clarke,
and his Rugby Gods,
They wrote us off,
The silly sods
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| Quote ="AdmiralHanson"Here's one from the Admiral's song book, for all you harking back to those heady October nights in Manchester not-so-very-long-ago ....
(With the utmost respect to the Beach Boys, the Barmy Army etc.)
Tune : Sloop John B (trad.arr)
[iWe all came over from Leeds
The South Stand Army and me
Around Manchester town we did roam
Four quid for a pint, forty quid for a seat
But with Sinfield as captain, we'll take the cup home
So hoist up the Rhinos sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
With Sinfield as captain
We'll take our cup home
Cunningham's a broken man
Without Sculthorpe he has no plan
He tries to carry the team all on his own
He's losing his hair
But we don't care
'Cos with Sinfield as captain will take our cup home
So hoist up the Rhinos sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
With Sinfield as captain
We'll take our cup home
Now Danny’s a caring guy
Helps kids in his spare time
But now he's gonna tear the Scousers apart
They can't stop his runs
And so Loiners have won
And with Sinfield as captain, he’ll take our cup home
So hoist up the Rhinos sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
With Sinfield as captain
We'll take our cup home[/i'"
Admiral,
Can I just congratulate you on this song...
Sheer genius!
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| More a repost really.
Mid 1980's (may have been v Fev)
Wakey 10 points down to fellow strugglers and they began singing "going down, going down" quick as a flash we returned with "so are we, so are we" made me laugh at the time - we did go down as it happens  |
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[i"Video Jailed The Rugby League Star" [/i
One from the 80s there aimed at a certain Bradford / Wigan player, which was suddenly forgotten when he signed for Leeds ...
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| Quote ="BBSWW"Andy Gregory packed his bags and said goodbye to Widnes, off he went with a sulkety sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk.....
Liked that.
Seems I still do.'"
Anyone remember the words to this ?
I know it started with an low [i"Oohhhhhh"[/i rising in volume and then in to [i"Andy Gregory packed his bags and said goodbye to the Widnes ... Off he went with a trumperty-trump, sulk ! sulk ! sulk !" [/i (It was sung around the time of Gregory's big money move from Widnes to Wigan)
Then there was a bit about [i"Kevin Dick was calling far, far away ..." [/i(Dick was the Leeds scrum half at the time and one of the few players with the measure of Gregory at scrum-half)
Having said that, I also recall a verse where [i"Ray French was calling, far, far away ..."[/i
Anyone who can put the full song on here, much appreciated .... |
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| Quote ="AdmiralHanson"Anyone remember the words to this ?
I know it started with an low [i"Oohhhhhh"[/i rising in volume and then in to [i"Andy Gregory packed his bags and said goodbye to the Widnes ... Off he went with a trumperty-trump, sulk ! sulk ! sulk !" [/i (It was sung around the time of Gregory's big money move from Widnes to Wigan)
Then there was a bit about [i"Kevin Dick was calling far, far away ..." [/i(Dick was the Leeds scrum half at the time and one of the few players with the measure of Gregory at scrum-half)
Having said that, I also recall a verse where [i"Ray French was calling, far, far away ..."[/i
Anyone who can put the full song on here, much appreciated ....'"
Andy Gregory didn't move from Widnes to Wigan. hth |
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| Quote ="Rogues Gallery"Andy Gregory didn't move from Widnes to Wigan. hth'"
He came via Warrington
Now lets get back on topic with funny chants |
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Not a chant but a comment to one few years back at a Wigan v Warrington game.
The chant "The referees a w**k*r"
A Wigan speccie behind me shouted "I wish his father had been"
This season "Anthony Gelling, he s where he wants"
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What a shame we can't have any witty chants now due to the band and the drum!
"One (Insert Name Here), there's only one (insert name here)"
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| Quote ="Sherbert Dip"
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Rather funny seeing this shot pop up on the tv on friday night of Rat Boy standing a dejected man up on the gantry,one lad began to sing Van Halens Jump for my love and nearly all the club joined in |
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| Quote ="AdmiralHanson"[i"Video Jailed The Rugby League Star" [/i
One from the 80s there aimed at a certain Bradford / Wigan player, which was suddenly forgotten when he signed for Leeds ...'"
May already have been posted, but I can remember the Pies singing
Henderson Gill goes round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside
Henderson Gill goes round the outside
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| Quote ="AdmiralHanson"Anyone remember the words to this ?
I know it started with an low [i"Oohhhhhh"[/i rising in volume and then in to [i"Andy Gregory packed his bags and said goodbye to the Widnes ... Off he went with a trumperty-trump, sulk ! sulk ! sulk !" [/i (It was sung around the time of Gregory's big money move from Widnes to Wigan)
Then there was a bit about [i"Kevin Dick was calling far, far away ..." [/i(Dick was the Leeds scrum half at the time and one of the few players with the measure of Gregory at scrum-half)
Having said that, I also recall a verse where [i"Ray French was calling, far, far away ..."[/i
Anyone who can put the full song on here, much appreciated ....'"
It went.
Andy Gregory packed his bags
And said goodbye to Widnes
Off he went with a big fat cheque
Big fat cheque
Kevin Dick was calling far,far away
He got the ball and ran like hell
And Gregory ran away. |
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"Leigh are weeds, Leigh are weeds, Leigh are weeds", as we put 40 past them. Guess you had to be there but it made me chuckle!
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My favourite of recent times was away at Cas:
We've only got five.
We've only got fi....ve.
You've got six fingers.
....we've only got five.
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| Quote ="AdmiralHanson"Here's one from the Admiral's song book, for all you harking back to those heady October nights in Manchester not-so-very-long-ago ....
(With the utmost respect to the Beach Boys, the Barmy Army etc.)
Tune : Sloop John B (trad.arr)
[iWe all came over from Leeds
The South Stand Army and me
Around Manchester town we did roam
Four quid for a pint, forty quid for a seat
But with Sinfield as captain, we'll take the cup home
So hoist up the Rhinos sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
With Sinfield as captain
We'll take our cup home
Cunningham's a broken man
Without Sculthorpe he has no plan
He tries to carry the team all on his own
He's losing his hair
But we don't care
'Cos with Sinfield as captain will take our cup home
So hoist up the Rhinos sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
With Sinfield as captain
We'll take our cup home
Now Danny’s a caring guy
Helps kids in his spare time
But now he's gonna tear the Scousers apart
They can't stop his runs
And so Loiners have won
And with Sinfield as captain, he’ll take our cup home
So hoist up the Rhinos sail
See how the mainsail sails
Call for the captain ashore
Take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
We'll take the cup home
With Sinfield as captain
We'll take our cup home[/i'"
So, since it's NOT the Scousers for a change, anyone suggest any alternatives ? |
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How about one from Warrington. . Oh Richie Myler. The only Person from widnes with a full time job.after a few scoops down the neck,it went down well in the middle of widnes! Not
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| manchester piccadilly station on sunday after coming back from warrington after championship finals.....i want to go home,i want to go home manchesters a sh#t hole i want to go home.......about 10 flat cappers singing .so funny my wife has always said if we win the lottery we would buy featherstone,level it,and build a house........................had three numbers lots of time but she has never bothered. |
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| Quote ="Stozza's Nose"Van Halens Jump for my love'"
That's a song I've got to hear. |
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still remember the old boxing day match song aimed at widnes
jingle bells, widnes smells
you've got three eyed fish
your town smells of chemicals
and your rugby team is sh@t
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At the GF, after singing that Bailey does what he wants. My mate started
He eats who he wants
He eats who he wants
He's James Graham
He eats who he wants
Had us in stitches
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We were winding Wigan fans present at the GF with :[i "You booked in advance ... You booked in advance ...You're from Wigan ... You booked in advance"[/i
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