No, no and... um.... no



I dont mind you explaining though

Exactly.
It's not the cars that are an issue, it's the owners who climb into them believing they're a safer and better driver, and often go faster in poor conditions putting themselves and other road users at risk. Sadly when they cause accidents, it's the other road users that tend to suffer more.

Agreed!! I know someone with an Audi TT "quattro", who assumes that cos it's "quattro" he can still drive it like a t*t on ice!

By the way, he still has an Audi TT quattro, except this one has a big hole in the front!

What?

Correctamundo. The other thing that gets me is people going out in their cars in the snow with the kids and not taking things like blankets and perhaps a few bottles of water. Not because you're going to get stuck in a snowdrift, but because some berk will spin and block the road and you'll be sat there for hours.

Nothing for you to worry about sir. Carry on.

Im sorry but we are only allowed 3 off topic discussions at any one time sir

So I hear. Rest assured I've written to the Queen about that as well.

It's obvious where mine is.

All ice at mines now.

Damo's sister is hotter

I am in Chesterfield at the moment, no sign of Snow whatsoever, skies clear. The sun is shining in the sky, There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped raining, Everybodys in the play (?), And don't you know it's a beautiful new day, Hey hey hey

Some mountainy area of Portugal according to Google earth

You might be better with Benny from Top Cat analogy

With thinking like that, it's no wonder the Plow King is taking all your business. He plans ahead!

There was a severe weather warning yesterday on the radio as I was driving back from Macclesfield. Absolute bollxx. A bit of sleet and some rain - not even that windy. We are being turned into a nation of softees by people who are afraid of their own nasal hair.

These young people know nothing do they ?

They've missed out on so many comedy classics

Not without a longitude it isn't. You are nevertheless not in possession of a location which will see you implicated in my correspondence with HRH.

Please treat my location with the contemp that everything else I contribute on here is given.

My actual location can vary dramatically so there is frankly no point in using it.

And mine!!

Guilty as charged. Send the fooking army, see what I care.

Back in the day I watched Little Britain. That’s a classic now!

My location is correct, unless I'm at work, which is Tadcaster, apart from today when I'm working from home, which is in Guiseley.