I do love gouchos. when they bring the big wooden slab full of meat to yor table... Mmmmmmmmmmmm

From my first ever visit in February...

Mr Field, if I do get lost in London, is it ok to pm tb or Mintball to help me out?

I'll get their phone numbers for you, I'm sure they will be delighted to see you on the doorstep.

No need, if memory serves doesn't tb work just over the road from St Pancras station? You can walk from the train and meet him straight from work Damo

Irony overload.........

My idea of heaven!

Bump.

Mr Field I have had withdrawal symptoms recently thanks to the downtime of RLFANS. I’m just wondering if you have any advice on what I can do if the site ever goes down again?

If you have a shed in your garden then I find that sitting in there with a sign on the door asking your family to alert you when RLFans comes back on line again always helps, although if your family are like mine then you should endeavour to sneak out of the shed under cover of darkness and keep checking for yourself otherwise they probably won't tell you for several days, or even months.

Damo . If you don't have a shed , you can use my old shed at the bottom of my garden . There are matches and petrol inside it to keep you amused while you wait for news of the forum coming back online matey .
I will pay you a pittance to occupy the shed for however long it takes .

You could put it on your CV .

We have a wonderful green shed at the bottom of the garden. I do hope to knock a few trees down that surround the shed one day so that a bigger shed like building can go in its place. I will them proceed to put a Jacuzzi in it and I’m set for life woohoo.

In regards to fire and petrol – it brings back memories of the good old days as a youth when I messed about with a couple of friends in the Farsley Celtic dug out. We were seeing which caused the most fire when exposed to a match – bum farts or aerosol can. I’ll leave you guessing which one!

That wasn't recent behaviour was it ? I dread to think what you got up to when you were really bored .

That reminds me of a few lads I used to knock about with . They were sniffing lighter gas in a shed . One lit a cig and blew the shed apart . Will never forget the expressions on their bald faces/heads

It happened when I was around 12/13. I doubt it’s that easy to sneak into Farsley Celtic on a night anymore. Never really been in a big explosion before though



When I'm really bored I just play the real version of super mario by headbutting question mark boxes.

Think you may have hit the thing on the right more often than not.

Quote ="Wheels"From my first ever visit in February... '" They're impressive by UK standards, but for the professional carnivore you need these guys....... www.mortons.com/menu/dinner/ A regular stop for us once or twice a year in Washington. I particularly like the "colossal" shrimp. They are.

Quote ="Wheels"From my first ever visit in February... '" They're impressive by UK standards, but for the professional carnivore you need these guys....... www.mortons.com/menu/dinner/ A regular stop for us once or twice a year in Washington. I particularly like the "colossal" shrimp. They are.

Quote ="DHM"They're impressive by UK standards, but for the professional carnivore you need these guys....... www.mortons.com/menu/dinner/ A regular stop for us once or twice a year in Washington. I particularly like the "colossal" shrimp. They are.'" Watched man v food (great show) some steakhouse in Texas where 78 oc steak!!!

Quote ="DHM"They're impressive by UK standards, but for the professional carnivore you need these guys....... www.mortons.com/menu/dinner/ A regular stop for us once or twice a year in Washington. I particularly like the "colossal" shrimp. They are.'" Watched man v food (great show) some steakhouse in Texas where 78 oc steak!!!

Wasn't the Ryther Arms was it?

Caption comp ?

Which one would you use to beat some sense into the other ?

Anyhow this morning I have been to the doctors to have a bloodtest. After the blood was taken out I was given some cotton and some tape to prevent the blood from pouring anymore. I’m now home and every attempt to rip the tape off is failing. The only way I can think of getting rid of it now pain free is under anaesthetic and it gets pulled off that way. It might tear my skin off though.

Mr field, I’m wondering if there’s any alternative pain free way to remove this tape?

As much as I dislike Leeds, iv never enjoyed reading a thread as much in my life.

Damo . I will be over your way later . Want me to call in and remove it for you matey ? I know a way to remove it that is quick and painless (for me) .
Alternatively . You could rip it off . Then drop the brick on your foot . Trust me . You will not notice the pain from removing the sticky plaster .

I get pain from things that other people find painless. I was watching 'Eastenders Greatest Exits' on the BBC iplayer last night and by the end they weren’t a dry eye in the room. Of course they were only two eyes because I was the only one watching it!

But yeah my foot is suffering from tendonitis and it’s got no room for brick pain today. I’ll see what advice Mr field comes up with first before I leave all responsibility to you!

I'm bored today . Yesterday when I was bored I got the chainsaw out of the shed and chopped my neighbour's tree down . They had been mentioning having it removed for a while , so I did it . They asked me where it was . I told them it is still in their garden . Well , it is . It is neatly stacked against their fence . He was happy , She went ballistic . Can't please some people can you .
Today I am going to chop my trees down .

My question is ..
I chop the trees down , I then chop them up .
Chopping them up does not reverse the process of chopping them down .

Why ?

Shut up you tart!

I really hope you are on the wind up because I have blood tests 3 times a month and have never had a problem, just man up rip it off