So its LFC's?

Ah well, here again

Nope.

Snowing here!

I am horizontal on the couch....working from home today



Respect to all you intrepid types who made it in...

Do I look like a ferkin afro-caribbean?

Yes.

No one has turned up to use my parking space

Racist

Me? No.

If it doesnt start snowing in the next 20 mins im off to do my patented "snow dance" in the back yard.

Please do, i wont have to take the day off as holiday then. Fecking not haing any work on is sheeeeet!

Only took me an hour to get from Bradford to Colton last night.
Took me an hour and a half to dig out the snow outside my house for me to park the car.
Lazy git of a teenager has left his car outside his drive for 3 days now when his drive can take 3 cars.
Cheek of it was he waved to me whilst sprawled out on his settee whilst I was digging last night little twot.

Thanks to the wonders of technology, I am spending today working from home.

Kids off school too, so I have to take them sledging later. It's the law. Daddy always goes down 1st

Me and my old man have just spent the last 30 minutes clearing the path, just in time for it to snow like mad again!

In the words of Kenan and kel WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Thank god that was only a brief flurry. Didn't fancy another night here.

Anyone else sick of clearing the snow only for it to snow again?
Still as a reward for my efforts there's been a great spotted woodpecker on my fat balls.

Ouch, bet that's painful!

Just had a 1 hour walk to the doctors and back(usually takes about 20 minutes) and all I can say is thank god I don`t have to leave the house until Tuesday

is that mummy's rule

It`s to be hoped it isn`t his kids rule

I have never dug snow off my drive, never have never will - it melts in a few days you know.

I have lost the works van somewhere in the street

Aim for the large mounds.

Suprisingly this tip also works in other areas of everyday life too.

where i have been working near taddy its not got above -6 all day. bitterly cold.

My journey home from Birmingham went something like this...

Arrived New St Station at 1145 for the 1203 to Leeds

Surprisingly the Cross Country Edinburgh service was already in so I got on it, it was quite full and all the seats including my reserved one were taken so just stood near the door with some other people.

Train sets off and Train Manager announces that this is the delayed 1103 service, bollax, I'm on the wrong train and my ticket doesn't allow transfers.

Train Manager checks my ticket but lets me off a penalty - HUZZAH ! result !

Train breaks down in Derby, 300 people get off and wait for the 1203 Edinburgh service (the one I should have been on, the one with my reserved seat on)

20 mins later the 1203 arrives, already full, 300 people try and get on it, no chance, it looks like an Indian train in there and if they had ladders then people would be sat on the roof, I and about 50 other people decide to wait for the 1303 Edinburgh service to come.

Sit on a freezing metal chair on a freezing platform in Derby for 70 mins until train arrives, its also full

Squeeze on and stand at the door with my nose squashed up against the glass, I stay there all the way to Leeds

Get a ticket to Horsforth and board Nthn Rail train, wonder of wonders I get a seat

Train driver tells us all his train is fooked and we've all to get onto a much smaller one on the next platform

Mad stampede to get on alternative train, I kill several people to get on and stand in aisle, many don't make it.

Arrive home at 1730, I don't know why they bother putting seats in trains.