Yep. If the weather report is anything to go by then there'll be no work tomorrow. The weather man I saw said... "I imagine tomorrow morning will be like waking up in Narnia."

Ill start...

My real name's Forny Hooker

And my name is Chad Sexington

Didn't you play that lumberjack in the kitchen towel advert?

I could sense this coming. Be serious boys!!

My real name is Studley McDo-right

Ok , I'm sorry. I am Richie Spedding

Hyphenated... you posh fooker

Don't start that again!

I seriously hope there's lots of snow tonight, I'm supposed to be in Immingham tomorrow but have gone out a bought a door to fit at home tomorrow instead

I'd fit it before then if I were you, otherwise the snow will get in your house through the doorway and that draft''ll be mighty cold.

You just know there's going to be no snow tonight now.

We don't get snow. We just get slush.

You still have to work in the nick??

www.bbc.co.uk/weather/ukweather/#no_url Look between 3am and 9 am

www.bbc.co.uk/weather/ukweather/#no_url Look between 3am and 9 am

None forecast here.

I like driving in snow. It's easier to spot the brainless s in such weather.
They're the ones with a small circle wiped from their windscreen before setting off.
They're the small penised ones in plastic 4x4's (BMW X5's normally) moronically thinking they're safer.
They're the ones stuck up your ass even though stopping quickly would be harder in slippy conditions.

To all these people, keep off the fecking roads you selfish thick pillocks, at the first sprinkling of snow.

Have you considered therapy for this hatred of SUV drivers and your obsession with the size of their genitalia?

Yours,

Concerned RLFANS member

Anyway, Damo's sister has now added me

I realised tother morning that the big fat sports tyres on my car might look "da bomb" but they're none too practical for slippery conditions.

Any opinions as to whether it will affect flights from Newcastle to Barcelona on Friday morning?

Its a bit of a long story but I was going for a long weekend and now I am not and the family taking our place haven't reimbursed us as promised for the accomodation we paid for. They have been taking the pee somewhat and I will be very very happy if the flight is cancelled/heavily delayed.

Yes I am horrible.

I knew someone who had a Range Rover and on the first snowy day after he'd bought it he drove down Long Causeway in Adel to the traffic lights on the ring road, it was while descending the hill at speed, confident in his 4WD that he realised that 4WD doesn't make you stop - he did eventually stop but only after he'd crossed the ring road against the lights with all four wheels locked up, and come within millimetres of causing traffic carnage.

How I laughed.

Dear Sirs or Madams,

It has recently come to my attention that a large number of people have filled in the "Location" section of their profiles. However, in many cases the offered information appears to describe an activity, rather than a location.

Needless to say I have drafted a carefully worded letter to Her Majesty the Queen, highlighting my concerns, and requesting military intervention if necessary. However, before I post such a letter, I felt it was important to hear the other side of the story. So I would urge the culprits to come forward and explain themselves, before I have to take more drastic action.

Thanks in advance.

El Diablo

Are you familiar with the 1950's sitcom "Bilko" ?

If so are you familiar with the character "Doberman" ?

If so do you remember the episode that "Dobermans Sister" made an appearance ?