I'm stopping at the St Pancras Renaissance next weekend, taking in a show (Dirty Dancing) and eating a fillet teak the size of my head from Gouchos.

I can't bloody wait.

I once stayed for a week in the Barbican area nearly 10 years ago and it was hell on earth full of business folk, rude idiots and chavs, 'orrible it was

went the other year and actually loved it, found the place much more enjoyable

I found that standing still in the 'fast lane' of the escalators on the underground really es off those southerners.

Have you tried pausing at the bottom of said escalators, checking out the large maps which tell you which platform you need to be on, pretending that you can't figure out whether you're going northbound or southbound because it's a horizontal line on the tube map rather than a vertical one?

If you can do so in such a position that it obstructs both the people getting off the escalator and a mediocre busker, double points can be awarded.

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I do love gouchos. when they bring the big wooden slab full of meat to yor table... Mmmmmmmmmmmm

From my first ever visit in February...

Mr Field, if I do get lost in London, is it ok to pm tb or Mintball to help me out?

I'll get their phone numbers for you, I'm sure they will be delighted to see you on the doorstep.

No need, if memory serves doesn't tb work just over the road from St Pancras station? You can walk from the train and meet him straight from work Damo

Irony overload.........

My idea of heaven!

Bump.

Mr Field I have had withdrawal symptoms recently thanks to the downtime of RLFANS. I’m just wondering if you have any advice on what I can do if the site ever goes down again?

If you have a shed in your garden then I find that sitting in there with a sign on the door asking your family to alert you when RLFans comes back on line again always helps, although if your family are like mine then you should endeavour to sneak out of the shed under cover of darkness and keep checking for yourself otherwise they probably won't tell you for several days, or even months.

Damo . If you don't have a shed , you can use my old shed at the bottom of my garden . There are matches and petrol inside it to keep you amused while you wait for news of the forum coming back online matey .
I will pay you a pittance to occupy the shed for however long it takes .

You could put it on your CV .

We have a wonderful green shed at the bottom of the garden. I do hope to knock a few trees down that surround the shed one day so that a bigger shed like building can go in its place. I will them proceed to put a Jacuzzi in it and I’m set for life woohoo.

In regards to fire and petrol – it brings back memories of the good old days as a youth when I messed about with a couple of friends in the Farsley Celtic dug out. We were seeing which caused the most fire when exposed to a match – bum farts or aerosol can. I’ll leave you guessing which one!

That wasn't recent behaviour was it ? I dread to think what you got up to when you were really bored .

That reminds me of a few lads I used to knock about with . They were sniffing lighter gas in a shed . One lit a cig and blew the shed apart . Will never forget the expressions on their bald faces/heads

It happened when I was around 12/13. I doubt it’s that easy to sneak into Farsley Celtic on a night anymore. Never really been in a big explosion before though



When I'm really bored I just play the real version of super mario by headbutting question mark boxes.

Think you may have hit the thing on the right more often than not.

Quote ="Wheels"From my first ever visit in February... '" They're impressive by UK standards, but for the professional carnivore you need these guys....... www.mortons.com/menu/dinner/ A regular stop for us once or twice a year in Washington. I particularly like the "colossal" shrimp. They are.

Quote ="Wheels"From my first ever visit in February... '" They're impressive by UK standards, but for the professional carnivore you need these guys....... www.mortons.com/menu/dinner/ A regular stop for us once or twice a year in Washington. I particularly like the "colossal" shrimp. They are.

Quote ="DHM"They're impressive by UK standards, but for the professional carnivore you need these guys....... www.mortons.com/menu/dinner/ A regular stop for us once or twice a year in Washington. I particularly like the "colossal" shrimp. They are.'" Watched man v food (great show) some steakhouse in Texas where 78 oc steak!!!

Quote ="DHM"They're impressive by UK standards, but for the professional carnivore you need these guys....... www.mortons.com/menu/dinner/ A regular stop for us once or twice a year in Washington. I particularly like the "colossal" shrimp. They are.'" Watched man v food (great show) some steakhouse in Texas where 78 oc steak!!!

Wasn't the Ryther Arms was it?

Caption comp ?

Which one would you use to beat some sense into the other ?

Anyhow this morning I have been to the doctors to have a bloodtest. After the blood was taken out I was given some cotton and some tape to prevent the blood from pouring anymore. I’m now home and every attempt to rip the tape off is failing. The only way I can think of getting rid of it now pain free is under anaesthetic and it gets pulled off that way. It might tear my skin off though.

Mr field, I’m wondering if there’s any alternative pain free way to remove this tape?