I think i've caught swine flu,I've just come out in a nasty rasher...

With swine flu spreading fast, Kermit the Frog wishes he'd used precautions before sh4gging Miss Piggy. Muppet!

Americans are thought to be concerned by the swine flu Outbreak in Mexico. They fear they may have to do some work themselves instead of making the Mexicans do it for them.

All these Mexican swine flu jokes are starting to Boar me...

Isn't 'Swine Flu' the past tense of 'Pigs might fly'?

Porky pig has released a statement today about the end of the swine flu.

"Th-Tha-Tha-Tha-That-Thats all folks"

First picture of Swine Flue released.

So swine fever is the latest health scare to hit the news...

...before that we had bird flu to scare us witless

before that new strain CJD

before that AIDS

and before that herpes was on everyones' lips

And before that the plague!

the girls of Bradford must be worried they wont be able to spread their disease around

A pig flu?
I thought that was impossible.

Can you get it from a BK Tex MEX burger ?

you knew swine flu would become an epidemic and wrote a whole list of jokes about it. Spooky

You can picture the little sty just outside of Mexico City .... All the pigs gathered around.

[i"Right, so I understand the chickens are working on something to wipe out all the humans .... What do we think to that then, lads ?"

"Well, if they can get flu, we can get flu too and Brother Miquel here has been working on something to put swine-kind back on the map .... Our own version of flu !"

"That's it settled then brothers, from tomorrow we're going to have our own go at taking over this planet ... We can't do a much worse job than the current lot. Are you with me ? Trotter to trotter ?"

"I move that Brother Jose has the right to infect the first human"

"Seconded"

"This is it lads, today swill ... Tomorrow as much steak and fine wine as you can eat ! Who said then once the humans went, the spiders or cockroaches would be next, eh ?"[/i

This pig flu is bad, i must have had it for a bout a Weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!

Hang on, there's a pig farm behind Knowsley Road!

And Lee Smith has been ill since playing there.......

Mexico be damned, it's time to sterilise St Helens!

Nah nowt like that mate, my mobile phone has been bombarded with texts!

sounds like something from the life of brian

...of the bus.

Its a cracker when told properly

What wrong with Bradford girls, I married one!!

says it all

then again you are a bandwaggoner from Halifax

Halifax were great yesterday as well, much better attacking threat than the Rhinos.

Having said that I will be in Scotland at the weekend cheering the boys on.

ahh so when the going gets a little tough you jump ship, classic signs of bandwaggoning

LMFAO!!!
Just stay off the old el passo fajita's kit's!!