Hey titchie, me too.

I've had man flu for about 12 days now. Not getting any better.

I've gone through about fifty packs of tissues and my nose is as sore as Marc Almond's anus.

Doctors are a waste of time though so I am letting it run its' course and making everyone's life around me a misery.

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So you have just signed on the dole then thats what you are saying???

i came home feeling crappy last week and didn't get out of bed for 7 days. felt lousy. lots going around,just feel lucky if you miss them

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Still as sick as a Barrymore Pool Party.

Throat is still bad, I also now have a strange aching pain in my gonads to go with the rest of my body which wont move properly, eyes still hurt, nose is running.

And..................

Wife not helping saying I have a "slight cold", slight cold, she'll know the meaning of a slight cold when I throw her out on the street!!

For you that is quite clever.

dose up on beechams and other such cold and flu remedies, drink lots of water and get lots of rest you will be fine in a few days!

It's probably hayfever. Suggested action: Man up.

If its' man flu then manning up is the worst advice possible.

Act up. Moan and groan. Lay about the house feeling sorry for yourself. Let EVERYONE know just how badly you're suffering.

This is Man Flu people. get some perspective.

Your support is truly inspiring, you should become a Man Doctor and fight through the prejudice that is the anti Man flu brigade.

I have had piggy flu recently, and it's not nice. All the symptoms you describe RR. It takes 3 weeks to shift it and even then I'm left with a cough that is taking ages to clear the from my lungs that it's left behind.

The best thing to do is to feel sorry for yourself and wallow in self pity. It won't make it go away any quicker, but it will confirm your manhood and make you feel better about it.

Oh and as I'm a caring, sharing person, I gave it to the wife (the flu only, she didn't want anything else cos I was in a bit of a state) as well. She was very pleased.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE

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"Do? Do? I expect you to die Mr Ramrod"

Brilliant, thats is me!!!

Yes, you gave it to me when we slept together at Wembley as well. Swine!

He gave you his wife for sleeping with him?

No, I already have one of those and a dose of swine flu is preferable to a 2nd wife, even a 1st one!

Would it be appropriate, or inappropriate to give the Basil Brush "bum bum" at this point, as a reply to your "joke"...

Who? Ramrod? Might cheer him up, granted, but I doubt it'll cure him.

Its wouldnt be the first time I had woke up with something strange and furry.

You're talking about that time with the midget from the Russian circus aren't you?

I do. not. care.

I feel horrible this morning. Please sympathise.

tia

That terrible you're mixing up morning and afternoon.

But you felt passionate enough to post!







Now run along and start another chat thread where you can continue to contribute absolutely nothing whatsoever to this forum withough boring the life out of everyone else.

See ya...............