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| Quote ="Road To Nowhere"This line is factually incorrect.'"
Ah right ok.
Just remind me how big Jamie Peacock's penis is?
And whether or not JJB actually DOES have a song?
And whether Sinnie has actually been knighted?
And if Brent Webb is actually Superman?
And if Rob Burrow is the only person from Castleford with a full time job? (Actually, scratch that last one. That's true.) |
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| Quote ="Remarkable_Rhinos"Ah right ok.
Just remind me how big Jamie Peacock's penis is? Can't help you here, and if I could, I probably wouldn't admit it....
And whether or not JJB actually DOES have a song? He has a haka, does that count?
And whether Sinnie has actually been knighted? Yes, I think he has.
And if Brent Webb is actually Superman? Only Lois Lane knows this for sure, but he's a more likely candidate than that mild mannered reporter. Not sure how he shaves off and re-grows that ludicrous bum-fluff moustache when he changes outfits though.
And if Rob Burrow is the only person from Castleford with a full time job? (Actually, scratch that last one. That's true.) Actually, Gareth Ellis has one as well. '"
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| Quote ="Remarkable_Rhinos"Ah right ok.
Just remind me how big Jamie Peacock's penis is?
And whether or not JJB actually DOES have a song?
And whether Sinnie has actually been knighted?
And if Brent Webb is actually Superman?
And if Rob Burrow is the only person from Castleford with a full time job? (Actually, scratch that last one. That's true.)'"
Sheesh, don't have a cow man.
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| Quote ="Road To Nowhere"Sheesh, don't have a cow man.
Just giving you chance to possble amend it.'"
I'm not having a cow.
Ta. Can't think of a better line atm so I'll leave it as the lie. |
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| Quote ="Remarkable_Rhinos"I'm not having a cow.
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How do you explain all the moo-ing coming from your room then? |
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| Quote ="El Diablo"How do you explain all the moo-ing coming from your room then?'"
That's the wife mate. |
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| Quote ="Remarkable_Rhinos"Well, we've already plagiarised one of LUFC's famous songs... thought we may as well steal the other!
St. Helens can rave about the cups they’ve got to show,
Then there’s Wigan, Bradford, Warrington, they’re all our biggest foes.
But none of them can say they’ve won it three years in a row,
As the Leeds go marching on...
Glory, Glory Leeds Rhinos etc.
I wouldn't worry about nicking songs from leeds united, their support at the moment is as unimaginative and boring as it could possibly get. They nicked it from Tottenham Hotspur anyway so can't complain if we remix our own version. I think the above verse would suffice and become a firm favourite, fine effort that man. I will be handing out song sheets in the North Stand at the boxing day game so they will be well versed with the song for the start of the season. Take no notice of your detractors, they obviously cannot appreciate real talent. There's a lot of time and effort spent there..............are you in prison ?
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| Quote ="leeds owl"There's a lot of time and effort spent there..............are you in prison ?'"
I'm an accountant mate. It's similar to prison, but without the added interest of wondering when you're next getting raped. |
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| Quote ="Remarkable_Rhinos"I'm an accountant mate. It's similar to prison, but without the added interest of wondering when you're next getting raped.'"
You're not at PWC then? |
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| Quote ="El Diablo"You're not at PWC then?'"
 No, they just rape the clients mate. |
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| Quote ="Remarkable_Rhinos"Off season init.
It was either write that, or actually do some work.'"
Off season is a time for 'You shouldn't, but you definitely would' threads, not plagarising godawful songs.
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| Me and me mates got bored on the way to uni and came up with this:
"I believe Leeds can fly,
I believe Leeds can score a try,
Think about it every night and day,
Beat the Saints on final day.
I believe Leeds can score,
Doesn't matter if it's 6 or 4,
Cos we're gonna score a thousand tries,
Gonna make the Saints fans cry.
I believe Leeds can fly."
Did seem to catch on on Saturday when we quite literally made the Saints fans cry.  |
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What about (The tune of another LUFC Chant):
Robbie Burrow, Robbie burroooow…
Shortest man in the league and loyal Rhino….
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I think its awesome
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| Quote ="leicester_rhino"I think its awesome'"
Which one?
I believe I can fly? or "If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake"? |
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| Quote ="Gotcha"Which one?
I believe I can fly? or "If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake"?'"
The song with cake in it is more apt for southstander! |
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Did someone mention cake?
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We all know 'We are the winning Rhinos' but does anyone know the 'Rhinos Haka'?
Would be quite fun to have the Southstand chanting the 'Rhinos Haka' whilst the opposition team is waiting on the pitch.
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| Quote ="RainbowRhino"We all know 'We are the winning Rhinos' but does anyone know the 'Rhinos Haka'?
Would be quite fun to have the Southstand chanting the 'Rhinos Haka' whilst the opposition team is waiting on the pitch.'"
I will ask my mam to try and get Ali and JJB to teach her the haka when she sees them at school .
That would be fun to watch . She is 4ft 10" , 68yrs old , and uses a walking stick . |
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To me, Marching On Together is a Leeds City anthem. As such, it just needs a little tweek and ... ah hem
"Here we go with the Leeds Rhinos,
We're gonna give the boys a hand,
Stand up and sing for the Leeds Rhinos,
For they are the greatest in the land"
and for the nit pickers on here - the last line is factually correct!!
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To the Evita tune.
Don't cry to us Jonny Wilkin
the truth is you'll never beat us
All through your whinging and sad exsistance
Bailey kept on winning and laughing
So keep your distance!
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| Quote ="rhinoms"To the Evita tune.
Don't cry to us Jonny Wilkin
the truth is you'll never beat us
All through your whinging and sad exsistance
Bailey kept on winning and laughing
So keep your distance!'"
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| Quote ="rhinoms"To the Evita tune.
Don't cry to us Jonny Wilkin
the truth is you'll never beat us
All through your whinging and sad exsistance
Bailey kept on winning and laughing
So keep your distance!'"
Sorry to be picky... because I LOVE that, but the line in bold is supposed to fit to the same syllables as "I kept my promise", so that doesn't fit even slightly!
"Bail-ey kept laughing,
so keep your distance!"
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"Bail-ey kept winning,
so keep your distance"
Or similar.
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"Were scared by Bailey
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No, they just rape the clients mate.
