No, your boobs are this months joke!

I'll think of another for next month!

Like I said in a tweet, i've seen yours and yours are just as big.

Now go play nicely with Doorbell's sister.

Get your own line!

Don't be daft lad!



Orbell's sister though, fair dos!

Hey, it was 10 pages in sunbeam and still no thread analysis, ergo I stepped up.

Who said this thread was deserving, Sunbeam?

I think my sister should be out of bounds from now on... And remember, I have the power to ban you from RLFans for no apparent reason whatsoever

It's not our fault whips and chains excite her!

Me. This thread has the potential to be a "Talau to Leeds"

I am new round here so have no idea how good this Talau to Leeds thread is/was but I think 10 pages for my first attempt isn't a bad start!!

It was brilliant!

We still don't know if he fancied her

He did. Obvs.

And I can ban people too, just remember that when you're eyeing up my mother.

What part of Sussex are you from? I spent nine years living in Chichester and can only remember that it was always warm and sunny - apart from the hurricane in October 1987!

I don't know how anyone would be interested in such a specimen

Right on the East/West border near Haywards Heath. About an hour east of Chi

Never! Whereabouts?

I used to drink in the Witch or the Black Lion, or occasionaly out at the Tanners in Staplefield.

I tried to find it but it must have fallen off the edge of the boards somewhere as the threads only go back to 2009 now



That should have been bumped every so often just because it was so damn classic!

Whereabouts? There are several pubs called the Witch and I can't think of one called the Black Lion nearby.

I know the Jolly Tanners in Staplefield though, right by the cricket pitch?

Nah, thats the Victory which is next to the village green and nearest to the cricket. Tanners is a bit further up, but not a million miles away.

Several pubs called the Witch? There's only one Witch Inn, about a mile or so from the station, near the Golf Club.

You sure you're from Hayward?

Witch in Lindfield? The is a Witch, Red Lion, White Horse, Stand Up Inn (used to be called the Linden Tree) and Bent Arms. Haywards Heath has The Star, The Burrell and The Dolphin plus a few others in the chav areas. We sometimes do a pub crawl - Star, Burrell, Witch, White Horse, Red Lion, Bent Arms, Stand Up, home (and lock in at my local The Green Man if we are lucky). It is about a 7 mile pubcrawl.

The Green Man at Horsted Heath is only a couple of miles at the most from the Witch. Kinda odd that someone who claims to go on local pub crawls wouldn't know that!

Horsted Keynes, not Horsted Heath. Yeah I know the Witch, just didn't know the Black Lion (there is the Red Lion though) so thought maybe it was in a village somewhere nearby I didn't know!!!

I work at The Green Man, have done for last 6 years, you been then?

Full of railway enthusiasts

Lots more atmosphere over the green in the Crown

The Crown burned down in 2003 after it was struck by lightning, only reopened a year ago and it is . Trying to be a gastropub rather than a locals pub but their chefs are rubbish. Really prententious wordy menu that just doesn't deliver and the owner is an evil man with seriously dodgy money.

We still get the Bluebell Railway lot in but not as often as they used to. When did you last go in?

Did Marty get back to 1985?