i usually have to pay extra for that! so thats a bonus!

I assume that Shabba must possess the smallest tweezers in the world.

I dont do Bradford, too many potential suicide bombers waiting for pale faced curry munchers.

Were you invited??

No, but you know you want me to...........................we can share some Riata.

I want to know who you are, yes. That is different to inviting you though!!!!

I can send you a pillow with my face on it if you like, I could be the last thing you see as you are nodding off.....................................

who made you chief committee member?

Think I would probably have nightmares if you are Mike from the carpet shop!

still you can put danny to bed and go to sleep thinking of richie!

Ahem. BGB who made YOU ccm? What committee anyway??

errrr, i'm not ginger!



you put me in charge of organising the night cos you couldn't be bothered so i think you did!

Ooh. Hark at her!!!!

Hark indeed! now shouldn't you be making danny's tea or washing up or maybe ironing his shirt for tomorrow??

I'd steady on flower, you've got some right back handers coming your way!

you're a fiesty one aren't you? i like it!

Amen to that sista!!!!

emma, danny's crusty pants won't wash themselves, be a good'un and go see to them and the rest of the washing!

Racist.

Ok. First of all. Danny doesn't ahve crusty pants although the fact that you are thinking about his pants is lsightly worrying.
Second......you know as well as i do that I am not your ideal woman. I am not chained to the sink, neither will I wait on any man.

They've probably sat and compared them Em.

the ones he asked me to wear were crusty (maybe they were G1's

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and although you like to boss him about on here, we all know who wears the trousers in your household!

Damn right we do!!!!!

Get back in your box you.