They'll never get Harris!

I heard we were signing Jeff Grayshon from the Bulls. I know he's getting on a bit but he's just the sort of no-nonsense front row we need right now.

they can have him... he'll win nothing at bradford

This thread is unbelievable!?

I've only been offline a few hours and you're telling me that we've lost Lowes, Harris, Diskin, Cummins & Scruton to Bradford??

And if that wasn't bad enough, the Queen has killed Shergar and Michael Jackson is missing?! I'm shocked.

Still... that Titanic ship BatelyRhino mentioned sounds ace so things aren't all bad.

It's not all bad though, yes we are losing a lot of players to Bradford but I have heard a rummor we are gonna sign jamie Peacock from bulls.

Just a rumour, doubt it will ever happen tbh.

Cummings to Bradford? Does this mean we'll need another winger?

Yes your probably right loads of rummors going round that will never happen also heard from the same source Morley is going to leave Australia to go to warrington!!!!!

Possably but we still have bungalow ( falon) and I hear we have a young 16 called sinfield in the backs so we can probably re shuffle things

apparently Bonnie Goulding is in a bit of bovver over damage to a car

bad news,Germany have annexed the Sudatenland,it looks like war...

16?! Far to young to debut in the first team! You push these youngsters before they're ready and they just flop. He needs to be given at least another 4 years in the reserve grade. He'll never amount to anything. If that guy ever makes captain I'll show my .

Oh wait....

Dammit.

OMG just read that Elvis has been found dead!

That's just toilet humour..

WTF is going on??!! Why have let Medley go to Bradford?

I can't believe this but my mate was telling me yesterday that the winter solstice celebrations were going to be rpelaced by someing called "Christmas" this year? What's even more unbelievable is that it's named after some Palestinian geezer the Jews recently put to death. What's that got to do with us? Political correctness gone mad I say. Name a vegan coffee bar after him by all means, but don't mess with our pagan booze ups!

just finished the latest bestseller from Charles Dickens called 'A Tale Of Two Cities' - it's all about the bitter rivalry between two obscure adjoining towns in northern england called Leeds & Bradford - it tells of their relentless struggle for supremacy over several generations only to be outwitted by a rival western town called St Helens.The two bitter rivals found themselves totally ravaged and practically destroyed ,having to rebuild whilst the jubilant Saint Helens outfit claimes total domination which was to last for ever - a cracking read and well worth getting from your local library

Mafeking is relieved!!

mee too,just been to the bog !

Have you heard about our new signings from Hull.......Garry Schofield and Lee Crooks!

Not sure scholefield will be any good but I have a good source that tells me we have signed Barrie mcdermott from Wigan.

Keep your eyes out for Nathan Picchi - Gonna be a world beater that one!

When does Sterling get over here?

OMG.... did you know that they are putting in a 'family paddock' at Headingley? Apparently its going to have blue and amber seats!!!

i heard there is going to a man in a costume running around the pitch like a cheerleader... its just stupid. it will never catch on

I heard he'se signed for Halifax and (better keep this one quiet) Malcolm Reilly is'nt that keen on Medders! I'm lead to believe Reilly thinks hese a bit lazy! you heard it here erm first