A stun gun emma!

Oh. OH!!!!!!!

let me guess. your going to drug me,keep me hostage and use me as a sex slave.

I wouldn't ever use a stun gun........that would take away half the fun!!!!

Look, just cos thats your usual date routine, its not everyone!

my celler is bigger than fred wests

tads cellar door:

pmsl

And how would you know???

I took a picture for evidence! just in case i didn't like it!

He missed the word 'bear' out for you though.

You havent really got a beard have you?

jamie jones style, i've shaved my pubes though!

Oh well. That makes up for it.





You havent stuck them on your beard have you??

Of course he has!! I've stroked it too.

i assume we're not on about my beard here!

I would hope that we are!!!!!!

Assume what you will.

i asume you have tiny hands

I assume she has tiny feet, to get closer to the sink!

I assume that next time she sees you, you are going to get a beating!

i usually have to pay extra for that! so thats a bonus!

I assume that Shabba must possess the smallest tweezers in the world.