You can do it Bruce!

As much as I like cake, I'm sure that would work too!!

I once ate a whole box of Millie's cookies, and still to this day even the thought of a Millie's cookie makes me feel sick. Haven't eaten one since. Not sure I ever will!

Millie's Cookies (just one of them) are excellent for an instant sugar boost when a "quick look around" White Rose or Meadowhall turns into a five hour slog, but the sugar crash happens about five minutes later - which tells you everything you need to know about Millie's Cookies.

So, the big question....cake or tiffin?!

Cake every time - tiffin is cake for beginners.

Depends on what you mean by tiffin.
Given my age, cake every time.

Im a fan of tiffin now. Hadnt a clue what it was before yesterday but now I have tasted it i'll give it a big

Big up, 'Nuff respect to Sussexrhino for introducing Tiffin to a group of Cake addicts yesterday

fantastic stuff

gone healthy today and had some carrott cake for breakfast.

Only need 4 more slices and i will have had my 5 a day protion of veg for the day.

Got the be-ro bible out and baking chocolate brownies to take to work to tonight

Can't fault Brownies.

My fav are the Asda ones that are always on 2 for £3. I can (and often do) sit and eat a whole box of them. Gooey, but beautiful. I can't understand why I'm not getting any slimmer for my forthcoming wedding.

Mc d do a nice brownie as well will try the asda ones!

I am not fat but for my wedding a few years ago I thought I would make a bit of effort and trim up to my fighting best. Didn't really happen till about a week before wedding and by then it was too late!

But I am lucky enought to eat and eat and it doesn't seem to go anywhere...yet! Age will catch up with me soon I am sure

I'm lucky enough to eat and eat and get fatter and fatter.

I'm wondering at what point I should just give in and become a "fat person". Surely the food/cake is worth it?!

When the time comes I am sure my love of cake/food will out weigh being able to wear waist 30 jeans!

30" waist is just disgraceful, thats like little boys sizes, you're obviously not eating enough cake, I'd recommend upping your intake to cake with every meal (including breakfast) and if that doesn't work then just substitute all foodstuff with cake, so Sunday beef, yorkshire pud and three veg would be cake, cake, cake, cake and cake and instead of gravy use custard.

Hope this helps before you waste away.

I actually laughed out loud at that!

I'm still at the "cake with every meal" stage. I hadn't even thought of that Mc_F! I bow to your superior experience, and will now substitute all foodstuff with cake.

Cake & Cake for lunch, I think!

Its only really for emergencies, such as folk who have withered away through bad eating habits to a 30" waist, its been found by unscientific research that six months on a diet of cake can greatly increase the waist to a much more viable 38 or 40 inches - the sort of dimensions that we should all aspire to.

I hope to be opening my own cake gym in the near future, the working title of which is "Betty's Gym" in the hope that we may obtain sponsorship from that high alter of cake, the venerable Betty's.

Most of my trousers are 38, but I have a solitary pair of 36 jeans that fit well. Thus, when asked... I'm a 36.



"Betty's Gym" would take off for sure! You thinking like a monthly subscription for unlimited cake?, and personal caker's who spend time developing a cake plan specific to each customers personal cake needs?

Where do I sign?

I'm thinking that we can maybe get this sites very own gym bunny and owner Mr Cala Millor Rhino to change his unhealthy lycra clad regime to one of table cloths and cake stands, I've targeted because he too is chunkier than your average gym bunny and is obviously unhappy at the starvation regime that these awful emporiums enforce, I'm 100% sure that he'd be much happier running our very first Betty's Gym franchise.

When someone mentioned tiffin my first thought was



of course then I realised you meant



good job that I didn't think of this

Lol Batley the "Devils in Skirts" a Carry On Classic!

Thanks for the advice I have already started and had 4 Greggs Egg custards for Lunch.

I shall be signing up for Bettys Gym! does the cake come with the membership fee?

We'll have some opening offers like one free Bettys Dietician consultation ("cake, dear, just help yourself to more cake, don't be shy love"icon_wink.gif and maybe some promotional cakes if we can attract the right sponsors, Mr Kipling is being primed as we speak but he is exceedingly hard to get in touch with.

The Bettys Gym uniforms are looking good though, nice aprons.

Great news, I do like the Mini Batburg cakes Mr Kipling do. Could I suggest you approach "The Bluberry Bakery" in Pudsey they do excellent home made cakes, especially the bakewell tarts

Jesus Christ...

I've just been given, and ate in one mouthful, a "Yum Yum" from Cooplands, a sort of doughnut dough finger coated in two pounds of sugar and then refried - fook me the sugar rush is immense, what films are on at 3 oclock tomorrow morning because I won't be sleeping now.

Those things should be Class A drugs.

There's two left, I think I'll try snorting the next one.