Beat your sore rectum?

That'll be £387.50

I've no idea what I'll be doing mind but I'll give it an, errm, bash.

Ive heard of sports being called off due to adverse weather conditions, football and rugby etc, but seriously my ten pin bowling league has just been called off due to snow.

Not surprising, not surprising at all.

Geeks!

What did you expect, all the old man rivers cant get down the stairs on a normal day!!!

I remember when you did that all the way to the challenge cup final.

It was well funny.

I've been applying cream to my rectum ever since so I actually regret it. Especially when Puig Aubert is the method of delivering the cream.

Snow blower...?

I do worry about you Gareth...I really do!

Quote ="STEVENM"It's not the conditions that are the main problem its the h0les who think they are rally drivers and have not the slightest bit of commonsense. Lastnight driving home on frozen slush(it was -3 degrees) with snow falling on top and anything above 20mph being dangerous morons still drove 5 to 10 yards behind. This morning warnings on the M62 said skidding possible.One mile later turning onto the slip road there was some idiot who obviously had taken no notice and was facing the wrong way on the slip road,apprently having spun. These idiots need locking up as typically they will maim some innocent 3rd party and not themselves which is what they deserve.'" I'd like to see you negotiate this road without losing control. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvp-MMsSleQ

Quote ="STEVENM"It's not the conditions that are the main problem its the h0les who think they are rally drivers and have not the slightest bit of commonsense. Lastnight driving home on frozen slush(it was -3 degrees) with snow falling on top and anything above 20mph being dangerous morons still drove 5 to 10 yards behind. This morning warnings on the M62 said skidding possible.One mile later turning onto the slip road there was some idiot who obviously had taken no notice and was facing the wrong way on the slip road,apprently having spun. These idiots need locking up as typically they will maim some innocent 3rd party and not themselves which is what they deserve.'" I'd like to see you negotiate this road without losing control. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvp-MMsSleQ

Snowing again.

Did he both hands on your shoulders?

Had to reverse 100 yards down a hill today.

Really exciting.

It's snowing [size=200AGAIN![/size

Its not even proper snow here I wouldnt mind if it was thicker

I'm doing the wrong job me.

Why can't I do [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8458844.stmthis[/url during work hours and using the company equipment as well.

Quality

Maybe, but it's prompted a reaction



What happened before we had Elfs and Safety?

McLaren?

Oh it was commonplace for policemen to use sledges in snowy weather in the olden days, in fact as a kid I once had my sledge commandeered by our local bobby to get to an emergency call, he made me drive it right the way down Green Lane with him standing up at the back flashing his torch on and off wailing like a siren to get the motorists out of the way, when we got there he just ran inside his own house and never said a word of thanks, I had to walk all the way back up Green Lane on my own.

You can see the video of it here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfo ... 458822.stm

You can see the video of it here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfo ... 458822.stm

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9MRqG2rY4EHealth & Safety?[/url

Have a look on that video sharing website for "the geordie dancer".

Damo has some catching up to do.

Love them two. Because I bum Soccer AM.

I cant get enough of Soccer AM.

Geordie Dancer vs Mackem Mover?

I think Damo should read some of the comments posted against this idiot... don't think our friends from the North East are too proud of him.