Short and sweet ladies and gents, is this on tomorrow?

you going for a jerk?

Its on today the noise was doing my head in earlier up in Chapel Allerton

I go every year for a jerk Loz!!



I love the festival and take the wife and kids every year, its a first class cultural experience.

Should be on tomorrow but I wont be going. Had enough bright colours for a lifetime!



Once walked the dog in that me..

Suppose your the best looking bloke there as well and that all the women cant stop drooling over you as well dreamboy

woah hold up a minute

Ive just relised


Ramrod Mr Lover Lover...





shaggy performing at Carnival tommorow....

Do "famous" people actually perform there?
There was quite a few limos floating about earlier around the area

An ex girlfreind use to call me Mr Boombastic..........................

wasnt the next line "Semi fantastic"?

Richard Blackwood

I thought I heard Sean Paul earlier I was gonna go down and kick his teeth in

Haha two in a row on this thread Loz!

Should be feckin' banned!! Noisy barstewards, keep me awake till the early hours every year. Like having a chav car parked outside your house for 14 hrs. Is their license different to everybody elses?

Yeah, their licence allows them to carry AK47's for the use on grumpy idiots who complain about noise for 1 day/year.

Some fecking rocker you are!

Aye,and an aging one at that who has to go to work at 6.30 the following morning. The owls music has to finish at 11 sharp,thats where I'll be rockin' today, then I'll want to go to sleep!

I'd just like to say what a great event the West Indian festival is, atmosphere, food and drink are all brill and the colour of the costumes and stuff is cool.

One thing I will say through is that for some reason there is always a smell of burning bush in the air, this I have been informed is known as weed or ganga, both illegal substances, fortunately I have done the right thing and rang Crimestoppers, hopefully my reward will arrive over the next couple of days.

Simple mathematics dictates that the police shoud have arrested approx 1500 people and at £10 reward each that means a nice sum of 15k.

this paragraph is the most unbelieveable thing ive ever read on Southstander

All things evil begin with drugs, next thing old people will be mugged and babies kidnapped.

Careful where you drop your matches next time.

Np worries, I shave my balls and round my penis, I really have an issue with body hair.

bet it feels nice when he lies down

I reckon he has small woodland creatures living in that lot.