I'm in a bad way, since last Wednesday I have had flu like symptoms resulting in loss of ability to do anything, limbs ache, head hurts, nose is blocked, and eyes are sensitive to light.

Question is whats wrong with me, and most importantly who cares about Ramrods health, what should I do, I haven't been to the Doctors since 1992 and I ain't going now either so don't say visit the quacks, I don't trust them numpties.

I need some love!!!

Its the pig flu

What do I do then? That hasn't provided any help other than scared me into writting a will and arranging my funeral!!

Anyway I will leave you my Rabbit, the wife and kids ignore him, you can take him to school, just watch him though, anything fluffy and he mounts it!!

Great. Thanks

Dont mention it, I will throw in the Hutch as well along with the water bottle.

Only if its clean thanks. Does the rabbit have highlights as well???

Emma, of course he does!!



You would like my highlights, some say they make me look 10 years younger, although some also say they make me look like a complete w@nker!!

And what do you think?

It's your mental health I'd worry about.

Somewhere in the middle, I like them, although I appreciate at 37 I might come across as being a bit of a git.

Definately not Mikes Carpets bad though!!

37????? I had you at about 29!!!!!

Hah born in 1973, a greay year!!

I look younger though, its the highlights and L'oreal mosituriser.

What was so great about 73????

77....now that was a year to remember!

Sounds like to me you haven’t been to the doctors since 1992 because you’ve been on the run from the mental institution. ECT I’ve found out myself is voluntary these days hence why I’ve never had it - static shocks harm me. Get your self to the doctors my friend its your only hope!

Aw you mean a real rabbit

I'll let him sleep with the cats.

Hey titchie, me too.

I've had man flu for about 12 days now. Not getting any better.

I've gone through about fifty packs of tissues and my nose is as sore as Marc Almond's anus.

Doctors are a waste of time though so I am letting it run its' course and making everyone's life around me a misery.

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So you have just signed on the dole then thats what you are saying???

i came home feeling crappy last week and didn't get out of bed for 7 days. felt lousy. lots going around,just feel lucky if you miss them

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Still as sick as a Barrymore Pool Party.

Throat is still bad, I also now have a strange aching pain in my gonads to go with the rest of my body which wont move properly, eyes still hurt, nose is running.

And..................

Wife not helping saying I have a "slight cold", slight cold, she'll know the meaning of a slight cold when I throw her out on the street!!

For you that is quite clever.

dose up on beechams and other such cold and flu remedies, drink lots of water and get lots of rest you will be fine in a few days!

It's probably hayfever. Suggested action: Man up.

If its' man flu then manning up is the worst advice possible.

Act up. Moan and groan. Lay about the house feeling sorry for yourself. Let EVERYONE know just how badly you're suffering.

This is Man Flu people. get some perspective.