Well, we've already plagiarised one of LUFC's famous songs... thought we may as well steal the other!


St. Helens can rave about the cups they’ve got to show,
Then there’s Wigan, Bradford, Warrington, they’re all our biggest foes.
But none of them can say they’ve won it three years in a row,
As the Leeds go marching on...

Glory, Glory Leeds Rhinos etc.

Arise Sir Kevin Sinfield, he’s the Captain of the team,
And to lead the lads to victory is Sir Kevin’s biggest dream.
Then once again at Headingley, you’ll hear the Southstand scream.
As the Leeds go marching on...

Glory, Glory Leeds Rhinos etc.

There’s Little Robbie Burrow, Danny Mags and JP too,
And when it comes to winning games they all know what to do.
They’ll run their blood to water, turn their bodies black & blue,
As the Leeds go marching on...

Glory, Glory Leeds Rhinos etc.

Each of us is proud to wear a Rhino on their chest,
And when it comes to Super League we really are the best.
The mighty Leeds have won the league more times that all the rest,
As the Leeds go marching on...

Glory, Glory Leeds Rhinos etc.

Stick to baking cakes.

RR - I've said it before and I'll say it again - biggest co-ck around.

I cant even remember where the car is after finals never mind remembering all that

Your sad, do you not have anything else to do?

You've gone from belittling our championship before-hand to glorifying it in song.

Nowhere near as sad as a useless, uncoordinated, matchday, noise-polluting [itrommler[/i like you.

No offence.

Good song that. Look forward to singing that next season.

Off season init.

It was either write that, or actually do some work.

Or find crap pictures from the net. Clearly.

Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice can breath easy, I'd have to say that was a pretty mediocre effort, and begs the question..... were you born in Wigan young man?

Will this do?


(See what I did there?! Put 'this' into a sentence?! No!? Sorry.)

This line is factually incorrect.

Ah right ok.
Just remind me how big Jamie Peacock's penis is?
And whether or not JJB actually DOES have a song?
And whether Sinnie has actually been knighted?
And if Brent Webb is actually Superman?
And if Rob Burrow is the only person from Castleford with a full time job? (Actually, scratch that last one. That's true.)

Always happy to help. Think of your song as a work in progress.

Sheesh, don't have a cow man.

Just giving you chance to possble amend it.

I'm not having a cow.

Ta. Can't think of a better line atm so I'll leave it as the lie.

How do you explain all the moo-ing coming from your room then?

That's the wife mate.

I'm an accountant mate. It's similar to prison, but without the added interest of wondering when you're next getting raped.

You're not at PWC then?

No, they just rape the clients mate.