Two days until the Fish-o-rama at the "The Sunshine Band" Stadium and the lack of punnage is a disgrace.

Good cod folks, is it a bit old hat now?

I lay the challenge down to the SouthStander faithful to pun it up.

It's not a bad plaice really

Leave me alone. I've still got a bit of a haddock from the Magic weekend.

These puns have already got me reeling. You guys really took the bait.

I only hope Bailey has the op-perch-tuna-ty to batter Radford.

"Oh sole o mi oh..." My signature tune

I bet they'll be packed in like sardines too

If 'Borstal' corner starts emptying early we could sing 'We can see you sneaking TROUT!!!'

Things could get a bit tench between them

I expect they will carp on a bit if we out mussel them

But I'll be gutted if we lose

What are you all Carping on about?

I'm sure we'll get a roll on and they'll Clam up!

Providing someone doesn't make a halibut of it, we should have a whale of a time in the pub afterwards

Shame Danny will not be there to poach one

On a scale of 1 to 10 those puns are about a 2.

At least, like Carpdiff, we can expect an exciting fin-ish.

Hull will be hoping to shed their "minnows" tag, and will be going for the victory hook, line and sinker.

what a load of cobbler this thread is

i am perch-ed on the edge of my seat as eel send out the Rhinos like a ray of sunshine saying "whale beat them tonight. we cod make all our fans happy. it will be a bream come true. it may look bleak but in the tench we have the pack to dig deep. Hall has turbot dace out wide and if he scores a try he can pike the ball in celebration It will be tough as i am herring that Agar sprat his dummy out long has cut his mullet off as Hull will flounder and the rhinos will have Sole plaice top of the league"

I'm herring that Whiting is out injured is it true or a load of codswallop? it would be a risk to play him half fit because he could be flounder-ing at the end.

If we get another penalty try it will look a bit fishy!

Anyone reckon they'll start with a Long-Lyne pairing in the halves?

We're going in as favourites so no trout they'll be trying to knock us of our perch.

Hopefully we'll lure them into a false (trevally) sense of security and come out breaming from ear to ear with a win.

This thread reminds me of when I went Kayak fishing in Iceland. It was freezing cold so I lit a fire to keep warm and my Kayak burnt and sank. I knew I should've listened to my mum when she told me I couldn't have my kayak and heat it.

I know you're not trawling for compliments but that's very good.

lets hope we start =#FF0000batter than last game but =#4000FFfinn-ish just as well

i guess we =#40FF00shallow sea

on another note BJB scoring skills are off the =#FF80BFscale

i do appologise those were shocking!!!

Having moved to Oz I'm gutted I can't get the games. I feel like a right piker but I do live 12000 miles away

anyway tartar for now