Two cases just confirmed in scotland.

Oh well you've got to die of something haven't you!

No one has died outside Mexico from this!

can't wait. it will be blown out of proportion just like bird flu though!

So you wouldn't mind dying of it in the very near future then?

rather than living to a ripe old age

Bloke on the train home tonight was sat with a scarf tied round his mouth. No doubt terrified of picking it up commuting from London.

Why should anyone care about dieing unless you have a life worth living?

It's already written for me, I could die tonight for all I know.

i was off work with swine fever.

pig sick of plastering!






i'll get me coat

You've clearly been watching the film "Final destination" havn't you

No I just believe in fate and all that.

Although thats extreme the media is doing a very good job of trying to scaremonger, they seem to forget that people die of "normal" flu on a regular basis and yes there is need to worry for the people in mexico because of the size of the outbreak at the moment, and yes we should be cautious here just incase but the media seem to be wanting to cause a mass panic.

Drs/Walk in centres/NHS direct etc must be getting sick of people panicking because they have sneezed

OMG i just coughed i have swine flu i must go to the doctors immediatly and buy masks and wash my hands every 3 minutes. I might as well start smoking and taking drugs this is the end for me so goodbye

"Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies, though."

There was a woman behind me in the supermarket queue coughing her guts up.

I knew I should have checked if she was wearing a sombrero.........

when i die, i want to die like my grandfather soundly in his sleep, unlike his screaming passengers in the back

I think i've caught swine flu,I've just come out in a nasty rasher...

With swine flu spreading fast, Kermit the Frog wishes he'd used precautions before sh4gging Miss Piggy. Muppet!

Americans are thought to be concerned by the swine flu Outbreak in Mexico. They fear they may have to do some work themselves instead of making the Mexicans do it for them.

All these Mexican swine flu jokes are starting to Boar me...

Isn't 'Swine Flu' the past tense of 'Pigs might fly'?

Porky pig has released a statement today about the end of the swine flu.

"Th-Tha-Tha-Tha-That-Thats all folks"

First picture of Swine Flue released.

So swine fever is the latest health scare to hit the news...

...before that we had bird flu to scare us witless

before that new strain CJD

before that AIDS

and before that herpes was on everyones' lips