Quote ="ryano"Anyone able to translate this? Breadcake could be a teacake I think but as for pattie I've no idea. None of it sounds like cake to me!'"
I'd certainly disqualify it in a cake-off on the current evidence such as it is.
What is needed is a photograph to establish its cake viability, it sounds very much like a sandwich to me at the moment but hey, the internet reaches far and wide and maybe this poster comes from Hull in which case anything goes.