The OP has clearly based his opinion on Mr Hetherington who said the exact same thing in the programme notes at the Salford game.

But he's the CEO and he's obviously going to put a positive spin on things (he even said our CC reecord was "magnificent" - talk about OTT).

To every other person who watched the game though, Leeds were dominated throughout, the second best team by a distance and were well beaten.

I assume Wheels is too busy these days, what with his new powers and all, so has he delegated these responsibilities to you?

Not officially, but you know, I like to help out when I can.

Nice one. My rear lawn needs mowing (not a euphemism). When can you come (again, not a euphemism).

If they'd been euphemisms I'd have been all over it. Not interested in non-euphemistic gardening jobs. I have my standards.

I’ve got a confession to make, for a man of my age
Now young lads play with it all the time
They think its all the rage
They do it in their bedrooms
When their mum and dads in bed
Grown men like me shouldn’t do it
Coz we’ve got wives instead

I’ve tried talking to the wife
But she doesn’t understand
The pleasure that it gives me
When I hold it in me hand
The longer you play with it
The more its gets hard
Especially when you’ve got no memory on your memory card































(Talkin' about my playstation PSP of course, dirty, inquisitive minds.)