Quote ="BillyRhino"icon_biggrin.gif It's Greenock FFS!
Along with Port Glasgow, there's possibly more druggies/long term unemployed/gang members per square inch than any other part of Scotland.
I'm impressed that they managed to observe the traditional niceties and actually get married! I'm equally saddened to realise that they still haven't managed to master wiping their booty!'"
He did wipe it. Not using conventional materials, but let's face it, she probably wasn't going to wear it again anyway.
