Some persons who shall remain nameless were apparently winding the Bouncy castle owner up by diving on it .
The 'victim' came out of the pub unaware of what had been going on , and was challenged . '£1 says you dare not dive on that there bouncy castle' . The gauntlet is duly picked up and the charge to the castle commenced .
After a short (drunken) sprint at the castle the 'victim' launched himself superman-stylee at the castle .
BUT...
The castle owner erm erm .. 'redirected the flight path' of this inebriated superhuman .

The result was a very unexpected very hard landing resulting in some rather severe injuries

I wouldnt mind so much , but they are Rhinos ones . Might have to get them repaired and customised . Might as well send them with the hankie hats and get them embroidered at same time . A big amber 'CHAV' over the tear

Trakkies or joggers? If Joggers i cant call you a chav as i have a pair on now and they're the comfiest things in the world!

They ain't joggers . I don't do jogging . I can afford to take a taxi .

Canterbury Uglies mate. They're the future.