.. and three broken fingers , a fractured kneecap , a severely bruised elbow (and ego lol ) . Basically , battered everywhere ..

If you ever have a few beers and accept a bet to do a superman dive onto a bouncy castle , make sure you land on the bouncy castle .

Did anyone else see the incident at the Top House?

I wouldnt mind so much , but they are Rhinos ones . Might have to get them repaired and customised . Might as well send them with the hankie hats and get them embroidered at same time . A big amber 'CHAV' over the tear

Trakkies or joggers? If Joggers i cant call you a chav as i have a pair on now and they're the comfiest things in the world!

They ain't joggers . I don't do jogging . I can afford to take a taxi .

Canterbury Uglies mate. They're the future.