Hi all just booked a job in for Leeds so I'm travelling up Sunday, can I pay on the gate for the game on Sunday,
Thanks

Shall we arrange it? Let's see this gomper get in the boxing ring with Bailey.

How much is it for a ticket at headingley these days? (western terrace) Thanks.

£20

& no charge for the free sun bed - tomorrow at least.

Can you write anything that doesn't relate to fishing?

I mean (God forbid) if I came from your dump the last thing I would do is add fuel to the fire on local stereotypes.

I don't for one minute presume you wrote that in a self deprecating manner.

Maybe you need to work on your analogies?

Maybe you need to work?

Or do you work in a Chippy?

If you do I bet you're brill at battering. I bet it's not even a proper chippy either. It's one of those terrbile holes which does anything from pizza to kebabs.

If you could confirm either away on any of the above presumptions that would be handy.

You don't need to clarify that you are an utter d*ck. We get that.