I'll go easy on you seeing as the Wakefield fans are giving me good sport but you cannot seriously believe that guff.

If you do then you'll fit right in round here.

What a big baby you are, big bad vasty upset you did dums.

It happened just in front of us, the man is class 3 players on him and he still got the ball down. Unbelievable.

That's not really fair - I'm not sure a chip would hang around too long in close proximity to his mouth.

All you can really say with any certainty is that he has the smallest penis of any known mammal.

I've often suspected that to be the case but, unlike you, I can't say so with certainty.

The evidence is there in every post he makes.