This needs a new thread

The gift would like to thank you

the last sentence must make this post of the year, surely

However, Francis Meli has brain explosions that are always, always costly to us. So please, please don't be embarrassing, Saddened! Don't try to defend him on here. He cannot be defended. In fact, I hope this time around he totally screws up his visa so that instead of just being late, he never actually comes back. I'd much rather see Wheeler on wing than Meli.

Indeed, I'd much rather see any old bloke from the terraces at Knowsley Road on the wing than Meli. Meli should never play for us again after the last Grand Final.

Once again Sir - nail on head.

You can beat around the bush on just state his biggest weakeness - his ball security.

He runs in with plenty of power + gusto but his spillages are far too frequent.

This area has not improved over the last few years and Saints should've got shot. But they didn't and leeds have got the rewards.

Good hair though.

They creamed over him when he scored that try in last years semi (CC). And over last 3 GF's I've been creaming myslef over mistake after mistake after mistake.

Lady G's no better and he has Gidley outside him.

You may cut to the chase, but after this rant it's clear I don't.