Lozs, I am seeings you on the TVs here in Kampala. You are looking very sexys. Much more sexys than the last times you are riding me in my jeeps.

I is not seeings your hairs though, you has yourhats on. I am likings your lookings on the TVs. Tell me Lozzie, when will you come for visits with Ramroddings Hairy Emmas and Odlhams?

Idi

Leeds are nailed on to win.

Saints winners of derby - lack the adventurousness of old under the dour Potter to trouble the aggresive Leeds defence.

Wigan winners of derby - Too inconsistent and make too many errors which will be punished. Lack quality firepower in the pack.

Leeds won't beat Saints this Friday, FACT.

You may be doing your team a disservice here - grand finals are often dour affairs and if it is (assuming we both get there) I think your team just as likely to win as ours.

The Leeds v Catalans derby. Obv.