Quote ="McLaren_Field"My cousin was in Emmerdale for a while as an "extra", he was either sat at the bar in the Woolpack or walking down the street, its the only time I ever watched the programme, a bit like "Wheres Wally".
Then he got a promotion and played the part of the Emmerdale electrician, came round to my house one night to recieve tuition on how to hold a screwdriver convincingly.
Then one day while he was putting up a sign outside Kathy's Cafe he got to speak, Kathy asked if he was finished yet and he said "Yes" and packed up his ladder and exited camera left.
On the strength of that dizzy stardom he married himself a Nolan.
Its all you have to do folks, really, its that easy.'"
RAY the footballer?
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