I've got wireless, I can post and take a dump at the same time.

I've done that before. I've also surfed for porn in the 1st class carriage of the Leeds to London train.

I didn't knock one out mind.

Fair point - in which case it would have been like How We Used to Live.

Bet you fingered yourself though eh?

That one is for OPTA but I assume a carry is when the player with the ball is tackled in possession.

Re- Buderus, he made 23 carries and on another stat (that I don't record on here in order to keep them concise) he made 22 runs from dummy half. Looking at his totals for the season he has made 90 runs from dummy half within his overall carry total of 102.