did anyone see the group of cas fans with surgical masks on wondering round the north stand??? cudn't help myself had to barf a lung while they were stood next to me!!

since waiting for mine

Mine came through the post today – the government must have spent £thousands producing a leaflet telling us how to wash our hands…??

For that sort of money we could have cured the dry rot in the Right Honourable Member for Luton’s coastal holiday home 100 miles away from her constituency… oh wait a minute… we did.

Luton must be a real sh ithole to want a holiday home in southampton

Kermit the Frog has been admitted to hospital with Swine flu after sleeping with Miss Piggy. The bloody muppet!

Have you got a link for that ?