Smith Smith off to UNION, bye bye

Do something with that 'Boom shake shake shake the room' song

How about;

(To the tune of My old mans a dustman/Brian McClennans Magic)

Jamie Jones Buchanan,
He comes from Stanningley,
He grew a beard and we all cheered,
He's King of Headingley!

Or;

(To the tune of Agadoo)

Ian Kirke, Kirke, Kirke
From a tackle he won't shirk.
Ian Kirke, Kirke, Kirke,
Watch the big man go beserk!

With the ball, in his hand
He will score tries on demand.
In defence, he won't slack
You'll be stopped dead in your tracks

Or the old favourite;

Theres only one (Insert Name Here)

best one i heard suggested so far is

to the tunes of glory halleluya (sp?)

I've always been a rhinos fan
i will be 'til i die
then my heart will stay on the southstand while my soul goes to the sky
but i'll come back with angels wearing blue and amber wings
and this is what we'll sing....

we've come down to watch the rhinos
we've come down to watch the rhinos
we're only here to watch the rhinoooooos
'cos thy're the greatest rugby team in all the land


there's a bit more but i was drunk-ish when i heard it and can't remember the rest

As an Everton I find it strange how you want a song so much which was first used by United for John O'shea, then Used by Liverpool for Torres