Poorly? When on Friday night you were just tellin people I'd punched you!

aww you'll get over it, the game was taht bad yesterday nick was in tears at times though

aww you'll get over it, the game was taht bad yesterday nick was in tears at times though

we tried using it as a way of getting women.Saying we had a fight to see who was hardest and call it a draw.Unfortunatly the women saw through our drunken states and decided a night with either me or Neil would be a bad thing.

i was crying at how bad your jokes were

I'm sure we'll come up with a better plan for next time. Are you off back to the hospital with your eye at all? You could try nicking some crutches!

can't remember you using that one on Friday night, was this in Bondi

Better still i could get some bandages put one round my crotch and ask girls to kiss it better.

or

the best chat up line in Bondi is

You're ugly but you intrigue me

thats because we didn't use it on you

That lass in pink wasn't ugly!

i think that lass was scared of the bulge that appeared in your pants everytime you looked at her

Then I went to the upstairs bar and saw that barmaid I had to take a step back from the bar.

Quality



made me chuckle

pmsl

you were just on heat on Friday

I'm ill, i am so so so hungover

Where was you last night turd when i went home i never said goobye to you becuase i couldnt find you tut!

I know



Either bar or loo

Guess Who?

OMG! You've not changed a bit! The only difference is your left eye looks a little different now.

Like it

PMSL

LMFAO

ROFLMFAO