You haven't gone all Newt from Hollyoaks on us have you?

Just looked at our 2009 scorers and clayton didnt score a try, so this was probably all a front so he didnt have to do the nude run at the end of the season

I don't know what everyone is moaning at we have signed one of the best forwards of the modern era. He has power, spirit, a superb offload, defences don't know what he is going to do next. I am so glad we have signed Nathan Hindmarsh instead of that Ryan Bloody Clayton, 'cos if we had re-signed him I would do a great big turd on Mr Wrights doorstep.

Do you want me to send you some bog roll, or are you going to make him lick your bum-hole clean?!

With the poo Mr Wright talks he would only make my bum hole dirtier by licking it. Still think next seasons team are going to be any better Mr Wright?