Where has Martin being, he was not at Leigh and was not there against the French ?

Just shows how good MG is. If it takes the rest of the players to do the stats when he's away-- except for GOD. that is.

"completed sets" have hardly worried the scorer recently

! Perhaps we should keep Mr. Gonzalez away from the next few games until we're crowned champions ?

Franks Crissy Pressy list might read a bit like this

10 Completed Sets
9 Knock on’s
8 Forward Passes
7 Penalties
6 High Tackles
5 Try’s
4 Interchanges
3 Sin Bins
2 Busts
and a right twit in the middle with a whistle!

On the 12th day of christmas, Frank played for Harlequins and got fake blood capsuled.......

we not having a number 11!