A guy's sitting in a 'greasy spoon' on the A1 and has just had his full English brekkie brought to his table when a 6 Hell's Angels ride up and walk into the cafe.
As they walk past the guy 1 grabs a sausage and dips it in his egg, another swipes a bit of bacon and a third grabs an egg and slaps it on a piece of toast, etc. after they had all taken part of his meal the guy just quietly gets up and leaves.
"Not much of a man was he." says the leader of the bikers.
" Not much of a driver either." says the waitress, "Hes just driven over 6 motorcycles in his artic.
3 men married wives from different countries. The first man married a woman from China. He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Italy. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a Yorkshire Lass.
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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