Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost me a four hundred dollar handcart.

A wed wose. How womantic

Pink Panther Strikes Again...

Clouseau: Tell me do you have a reum?
Hotel Clerk: I do not know what a 'reum' is.
Clouseau Zimmer.
Hotel Clerk: Ah, a 'rooooom'.
Clouseau: That is what I have been saying, you idiot. Reum. Zimmer.

and few from Sexy Beast amongst numerous in the film

Don Logan : I know a bloke, who knows a bloke, who knows a bloke. Now, you know this bloke."
Gal Dove : Do I?
Don Logan : This is a bloke you know.
and
Don : What's that?
Gal : It's a goat,they're a f**king nuisance.
Don : What's it lookin' at me for?

There are a few funny ones from this movie, but are likely to be frowned upon and get you a ban

[iSorry boys, all the stitches in the world can't sew me together again. Lay down... lay down. Gonna stretch me out in Fernandez funeral home on the Hun and Ninth street. Always knew I'd make a stop there, but a lot later than a whole gang of people thought... Last of the Moh-Ricans... well maybe not the last. Gail's gonna be a good mom... New improved Carlito Brigante... Hope she uses the money to get out. No room in this city for big hearts like hers... Sorry baby, I tried the best I could, honest... Can't come with me on this trip, Loaf. Getting the shakes now, last call for drinks, bars closing down... Sun's out, where are we going for breakfast? Don't wanna go far. Rough night, tired baby... Tired...[/i

I considered posting one but thought better of it.

I dont know what is said but Bill Murray's whisper into Scarlet Johansson's ear before she sheds a tear in down town Tokyo is one of the best moments in cinema.

Jack Nicholson - 'What if this is as good as it gets?' in 'As good as it gets.'

More Coens, No Country For Old Men

Llewelyn Moss: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.
Carla Jean Moss: Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.
Llewelyn Moss: Well then I'll tell her myself.

Wendell: It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
Ed Tom Bell: If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.

Carla Jean Moss: Sheriff, was that a true story about Charlie Walser?
Ed Tom Bell: I couldn't swear to every detail but it's certainly true that it is a story.

Discussing bodies left after a drug gang shooting
Ed Tom Bell:I'd say these boys died of natural causes.
Wendell:How's that, sheriff?
Ed Tom Bell:Natural to the line of work they were in.

Hedley Lamarr to Lili von stup - shut up YOU TEUTONIC TW@T.

Bernie: Tommy, you can't do this! You don't bump guys! You're not like those animals back there. It's not right, Tom! They can't make us do this. It's the wrong situation, they can't make us different people than we are. We're not muscle, Tom. I... I... I... never killed anybody. I used a little information for a chisel, that's all. It's my nature, Tom! I... I... I... can't help it, somebody gives me an angle, I play it. I don't deserve to die for that. Do you think I do?

[Tom doesn't answer, he just keeps walking

Bernie: I'm... I'm... I'm just a grifter, Tom. I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm an nobody! But I'll tell you what, I never crossed a friend, Tom. I never killed anybody, I never crossed a friend, nor you, I'll bet. We're not like those animals! This is not us! Th... th... this is some hop dream! It's a dream, Tommy! I'm praying to you! I can't die! I can't die... out here in the woods, like a dumb animal! In the woods, LIKE A DUMB ANIMAL! Like a dumb animal! I can't... I can't... I CAN'T DIE OUT HERE IN THE WOODS!... like a dumb animal. I can't... die!

[Bernie falls to his knees, praying

Bernie
Bernie: I'm praying to you! Look in your heart. I'm praying to you... look in your heart... look in your heart! You can't kill me... look in your heart.

Stef: Data where are you going?
Data: I'm setting booty traps.
Stef: You mean booby traps?
Data: THATS WHAT I SAID! BOOBY TRAPS! God. These Guys!

Verna: Shouldn't you be doing your job?
Tom: Intimidating helpless women is my job.
Verna: Then go find one, and intimidate her.

We only take yipps that have been to college. Ain't that right eddie

'.....GORDON'S ALIVE??????????????'

''Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool. And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.''

True Romance - one of the finest films ever made.

A few of Clints best

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Dying aint much of a living boy!

Right turn Clyde



And of course...

Go ahead punk... Make my day!

Not forgetting,"Are you goin` to pull those pistols,or whistle Dixie?"

"You're right, she does taste like a peach"

(If Patricia Arquette tastes like peach, does she count as one of your five a day, and where can I get some?)

Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!"

Gonzales: There is one question, Inspector Callahan: Why do they call you "Dirty Harry"?
De Georgio: Ah that's one thing about our Harry, doesn't play any favorites! Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it.
Gonzales: How does he feel about Mexicans?
De Georgio: Ask him.
Harry Callahan: Especially Spics.

She looks delicious in it, my word

" And finally on drums , Mica ' don't f... With me ' Wallace , ladies and gentlemen , I give you , The Commitments "

From THE finest music , nay THE finest film ever

Joan Sims "Lets go outside (Brighton Promenade), there's a cracking frontier!"

Sid James (Points to Joan Sims' chest) "There's a cracking front THERE, and all!"

And another from Outlaw Josey Wales.-''Don't down my back and tell me it's raining''.John Vernon as Fletcher.

John Belushi in Animal House

'did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour'